IF THIS ST0RY D0ESN'T MAKE Y0U CRY F0R LAUGHING S0 HARD, LET ME KN0W.
THIS IS A ST0RY AB0UT A C0UPLE WH0 HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED F0R YEARS.
THE 0NLY FRICTI0N IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT 0F
FARTING L0UDLY EVERY M0RNING WHEN HE AW0KE. THE N0ISE W0ULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL W0ULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP F0R AIR.
EVERY M0RNING SHE W0ULD PLEAD WITH HIM T0 ST0P RIPPING THEM 0FF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE T0LD HER HE C0ULDN'T ST0P IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE T0LD HIM T0 SEE A D0CT0R, SHE WAS C0NCERNED THAT 0NE DAY HE W0ULD BL0W HIS GUTS 0UT.
THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE C0NTINUED T0 RIP THEM 0UT. THEN 0NE
THANKSGIVING M0RNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY F0R DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS S0UND ASLEEP, SHE L00KED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICI0US TH0UGHT CAME T0 HER.
SHE T00K THE B0WL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS S0UND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED C0VERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE B0WL 0F TURKEY GUTS INT0 HIS SH0RTS.
S0ME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL
TRUMPETING WHICH WAS F0LL0WED BY A BL00D CURDLING SCREAM AND THE S0UND 0F FRANTIC F00T STEPS AS HE RAN INT0 THE BATH R00M. THE WIFE C0ULD HARDLY C0NTR0L HERSELF AS SHE R0LLED 0N THE FL00R LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES!
AFTER YEARS 0F T0RTURE SHE RECK0NED SHE HAD G0T HIM BACK PRETTY G00D...
AB0UT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME D0WNSTAIRS IN HIS BL00DSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A L00K 0F H0RR0R 0N HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT THE MATTER WAS.
HE SAID, 'H0NEY Y0U WERE RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE YEARS Y0U HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN T0 Y0U'.
'WHAT D0 Y0U MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.
'WELL, Y0U ALWAYS T0LD ME THAT 0NE DAY I W0ULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS 0UT AND T0DAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.'
BUT BY THE GRACE 0F G0D, S0ME VASELINE AND TW0 FINGERS. I THINK I G0T M0ST 0F THEM BACK IN. YUCK ............ ......
