At some point in the future I would like to domesticate the flu virus. I think it could come in handy to train it to attack on command. Yeah, bring your gang of ninjas now! I might be laid up in the hospital... if not dead, but I'll be laughing in the end when you wake up feeling like crap next week. Suckerz.

Anyway, I'm laid back. I'm usually busy working or doing absolutely nothing. I usually just check out pictures of cute women on here when the mood strikes me. By the way, you ladies that use those fake pics, yeah.. you know what I'm talkin' about. What a drag. I see a pretty face scroll by and think, "Oh, THAT one's hot!" Click, check out the picture, and then see what she really looks like. ACK!! It's a low down dirty trick and you should be ashamed of yourself. (finger wags and toe taps)

But I'll give them way more cred than the girls with the looks that are all-up-ons about getting bling packs and other gifts. No, the thought of getting to see that picture with you and the cucumber doesn't excite me quite enough to make me pull out my wallet and spend REAL money to buy you some dumb animated gif. Fuck that. I'll gladly sit and rate loads of your pics and even buy the occasional Fu-drink or somethin'. Just don't email me asking for real money shit. Believe me, you'll never get an email from me begging to see your private folders. That would just be total Lame-Fail.