I've Got Balls ??
Have you ever wondered why we use the term, I've Got Balls?
Why are balls associated with sure-fire attitude? Somehow, these tiny, insignificant creatures have gotten a reputation for being fiesty. Lets analyze what balls actually are. Here we go...
The testes (or testicles) are two olive-sized oval bodies, one on the right side and one on the left side. The testes have two main functions: to produce sperm (the male sex cell) and to produce testosterone (the male sex hormone). [thank you eMedicine Health]
Now lets break that down into laymen terms so we can all understand the true nature of testicles, or balls as they're so lovingly referred...
Balls are actually not round, but elliptical little wankers that have 2 functions. They keep the population increasing at an ever-alarming rate and then they keep our counterparts seething with rage and stupidity.
Some may argue that the testosterone fact is the reason why balls are referred to in such a boisterous way. However, I disagree. Women produce estrogen and believe me, estrogen can kick the shit out of testosterone anyday. If you don't believe me, I have one thing to say to you.
P.M.S. MOTHERFUCKERS!!
After reviewing the facts, I find it not only an insult, but downright embarrassing to say, "I've Got Balls." First of all, this planet is way overpopulated and secondly, I'm no dummy.
