LadynRED's blog: "I've got a question"

Finally, here is a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate... Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer : Princess Diana's death. Question : How come? Answer : An English princess with An Egyptian boyfriend Crashes in a French Tunnel, driving a German car With a Dutch engine, Driven by a Belgian Who was drunk On Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, On Japanese motorcycles; Treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by A Pollock, Using Bill Gates's technology, And you're probably reading this on your computer, That uses Taiwanese Chips, and a Korean monitor, Assembled by Bangladeshi workers In a Singapore plant, Transported by Indian Lorry-drivers, Hijacked by Indonesians, Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, And trucked to you by Mexican illegals... That, my friends, is Globalization

[IMG]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/19RED72/obama.jpg[/IMG] When you are faking a pose for a camera photo opportunity, at least you can get the phone turned in the right direction! And this wants to be your President??????

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on....... Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages English xoxoxox I Love You Spanish xoxoxox te amo French xoxoxoxo Je T'aime German xoxoxoxo lch Liebe Dich Japanese xoxox Ai Shite Imasu Thai xoxoxoxox Phom rak khun Italian xoxoxox Ti amo Chinese xoxoxox Wo Ai Ni Swedish xoxoxoxo Jag Alskar Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina. Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Colorado, North Dakota, and parts of Florida xoxoxoxo Nice Ass , Get in the truck!

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Do Lipton Tea employees take "coffee breaks?" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?