Guy 1: (on cell phone) There's 4 kinds of beef. No, five.
Guy 1: (fiddles with packages in meat section) Yea, it's not marked. Premium, something, I can't read it. I'm tellling you it's...
Guy 1: (after interruption) I'm not an idiot. What? (shuffles more meat packages)
Guy 1: I'm telling you, it's not here. (looks more)
Guy 1: Wait. Hold it. (pauses) Sh*t. This is pork, I'm in the pork section.
Guy 1: (after interruption) OK, fine, I am an idiot.
-- Overheard in: Supermarket, Madison NJ --