Frayed Knot FM2 DRK's blog: "Silly Me"

Working overnight this week has been just splendid! I missed this upside down world. But I am afraid my coworkers now believe I am one of the most insane souls on this earth. I may be. Who really knows?

I'm locked in a building and not smoking for the entire shift. I really ought to just give them up, but I wont. Regardless this woman that works with us really gets on everyone's nerves. Not just mine, although mine are the most important to me. (yes I am selfish too!) She makes this noise while she works. It's like listening to something deflate. I am laughing as I type, it's dreadful. All I can do is not ask her is she would like a can of fix-a-flat to get through to the next break. We have been known to take break without informing her so we have a few minutes without her. Terrible we are all going to hell for this, among other things ;). So I mimmick her deflating sound right infront of her and she is absolutely oblivious to my assholish ways. The rest of the crew stifle their laughter and make faces at me until I finally crack up and giggle til I snort. Then this woman starts laughing as if she is in on the joke. Polly who is probably one of the most genuine of humans tells me "You're gonna get caught" and of course I laugh some more. So we get our escape break which is one smoke just prior to the end of the shift if the manager comes in early. We all go out there and the deflating tire is going on about her ever so dramatic life...while Mr Fedora wearer and I are laughing. I say kind of loudly, "absolutely craazy" and begin to laugh a bit too hard. Polly gives me that look and I tell Mr Fedora wearer that "Polly says I'm gonna get caught"  It's awesome because this causes Polly to toss her use tissue at me and the other woman is ABSOLUTELY oblivious to what I am doing. I tell you I will have to pay for my assholish ways and believe me I have so many on a daily basis.

Tonight the crew is small. But wouldn't you know the deflating tire will be working by my side for a glorious 8 hours. I may have to resort to the MP3 tonight. I don't know if I can keep my thoughts silent for that long.

Now it's time to zone out with the remainder of my coffee and prepare myself for a wonderful slumber!