Pick the month you were born in...
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I banged
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I killed
8 - I am shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I peed on/with
11 - I slept with
12- I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a stripper
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a whore
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barney the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - my crush
10 - a jar of honey
11 - a whore
12 - a condom
13 - a bag of weed
14 - a pornstar
15 - a pickle
16 - the cool-aid man
17 - my lover
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - an easter egg
22 - trojan man
23 - paris hilton
24 - a toothbrush
25 - a homeless man/women
26 - a glass of milk
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - your dealer
29 - a French fry
30 - A lesbian
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I'm a pimp and you jealous
Blue - because I have AMAZING boobs
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
