So the other day, a friend was telling me how he completely turned his life around. "Yep", he said, "I managed to turn a complete 360."
Well, I'm not one to piss on this guy's little accomplishment here, but if he did a complete 360... uh... wouldn't he be right back where he started? Perhaps he did a 180. Hopefully it was more than a 45...
Anyway, ever hear someone talk about something that they don't really care about and say, "I could care less!"
Well... uh, let's analyze this statement: If you could care less, that means that you do care about it some and you have the ability to reduce the amount that you care about it. Right? So, don't you mean to say, "I couldn't care less"? Then, you could not possibly care less than you already do.
