How women shower:
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> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
> lights and darks.
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> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the
> way, cover up any exposed areas.
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> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
> sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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> Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
> loofah and pumice stone.
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> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins .
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> Washyour hair again to make sure it's clean.
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> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner.
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> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse
> conditioner off hair.
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> Shave armpits and legs.
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> Turn off shower.
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> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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> Get out of shower.
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> Dry with a towel the size of a small country.
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> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see
> husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
> pile.
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> Walk naked to the bathroom.
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> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo- woo sound.
>
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your wiener
> and scratch your butt.
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> Get in the shower.
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> Wash your face.
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> Wash your armpits.
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> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap.
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> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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> Pee.
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> Rinse off and get out of shower.
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> Partially dry off.
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> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
> whole time.
> Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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> Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
> towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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> Throw wet towel on bed.
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>
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> If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
> there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day!
>
> Oh, and...woo-woo!
>
