Over 16,534,382 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
I'm finding this place interesting in one particular way. That is, some of these folks show how bat stupid they are in real life by doing dumbass things on Fubar. And the funny part is, they either think the rest of the planet is as stupid as they are OR they're just too stupid to realize how stupid they look.
Let's take a look at some of these. I doubt I would have to cite examples due to the fact that these things happen on a daily basis.
Hey guys, just because a woman is online doesn't mean she's as desperate as you are. With that said, messaging someone "I want to "EEK" your "AKKK" while "OOBING" your "SHOOBIN" is going to be met with a negative response, if one at all. These so called gentlemen are also in the same lines as the ones that send anatomically personal pics to women hoping by that, it will gain favor. This isn't the 50s guys, if a woman wants to see one, she can find one.
Same thing for the ladies. The guys that go ape over your nude pics are the kind of guys you really don't want around. And frankly, I wouldn't want to hang with a gal in which a whole neighborhood knows what you look like butt naked. In some cases how you look legs up getting some. In even more dire cases, what you look like getting it from two or more guys. Some of you should never be butt naked....EVER! YUK!
Onto some of the less extreme I've found on Fubar.....
It's pretty obvious when the profile is fake. Especially with newbies. When the nic is the email address, most times yahoo, don't bother adding them. They're going to ask you to go to YIM, tell you how wonderful you are...and then tell you how they got stuck in Ghana. It's amazing how many hot women get stuck in Ghana these days and need your money to get out. Same thing goes for the profiles with full names. Anyone who is net savvy doesn't do that. Plus having only one pic is a red flag when the gal is smoking hot. A few have used porn stars, like the most popular ones that you don't have to watch porn 24/7 to know who they are.
I know I'm going to get a debate over this, I already have. To me someone is hiding something when their profile is LOADED with hot pics, they have 200 gazillion points...and no salute.I've seen several like that so far, as far as I can see, they're fakes. I've been told people have their reasons not to post a salute, yeah...it's because THEY'RE FAKE.
One gal that was on years ago had all kinds of pics and no salute. She got around it by having guys buy VIPs. Back then, a VIP didn't have to have a salute. She also claimed that she was related to one of the guys in Godsmack. Of course there was no pic of her with any of them. So I emailed Godsmack and lo and behold, they emailed back saying that yes it's one of their cousins and how did I get those pics? So I told them...and the profile vanished. Pays to do homework.
There was one profile showing a 25 year old smoking hot brunette with LOADS of pics. Figure that there's no way that can be fake. Oh yes it can....and yes it was. After her stories kept changing I started getting suspicious and started looking up the info she gave me. She was always saying things...and the best part about lies, is that there's at least 10% truth in it. She wasn't 5' 7" and 120 pounds. She was 5' 4" and 180. So I figured I'd get her address under the idea that I would send her something. Looked it up, it was a junkyard. I had her actual address from research AND her phone number. I can imagine that when I called she was shocked I knew what was going on. At leat she didn't lie about the brown hair and brown eyes part. So people, if it smells like a rat, start looking up things online. People really do think you can hide online ;)
And now...just the usual dopey things I've seen on here....
If someone writes in their status that something bad is going on in their lives, don't post SENDING YOU TUESDAY LOVINZ! If you really are that insensitive or too lazy to do anything else other than cut and paste, you're just showing you're a point hound.
I have to laugh at people who have what I like to call "net balls". That's when you'll say anything and/or everything to someone online since you'll never see them face to face. Or my favotites, the signs saying how much of a bitch/whore/he-man/sex fiend/spank-oholic etc etc they are. If you are really in need of any kind of attention, good or bad...go into politics. And it's pretty funny when I post something on a woman's page and the fuowner/fuhubby or any other I'd say FU to shows up looking at my page. Throwing a "like" my way is fine. Not saying anything, just stalking is silly. Dude, relax, if I wanted her I'm sure I could make a good first impression. And don't try saying I can't talk to her either....mmmmm....sounds like you're insecure, bad quality for a guy, that's the attitude of a spoiled brat.
I absolutely hate when you have to dig through thousands of pics to find out who actually owns a profile. If you're that insecure about who you are, you need to re-evaluate yourself. Chnaces are there's someone looking for the person you are and what you look like. Having a cutesy profile pic that isn't even a pic just makes it harder for someone to see who you are. Those cute puppy pics, saying or whatever. And I bet you didn't think of this...you know that secret admirer game? You'll get passed by everytime since the profile pic is NOT YOU.
Speaking of profile pics, who was the genius that came up with morphing? You can't tell what someone looks like when it keeps going in and out of an image of some celebrity...or lately, some sci-fi character. I think they're trying to make someone have a seizure.
Statuses.....One of my biggest pet peeves is people that recite song lyrics. Those are not your words. If you can't express yourself in your own words, leave the status blank. The ones stuck in the 80s seem to be the worst offenders. If you need help leveling and it's in your status, fine, Everytime I see that, I jump in and help. It's been done for me, I don't mind sharing the wealth.
What I DO mind is these gals that think they are cutie-pies begging for bling, crying they don't have enough "likes" or other online panhandling....bad manners if you ask me. Especially if you're saggy, floppy or just plain gross dressing up as a 20 year old. Some of these desperados don't care, they just want to see skin. It's just the pathetic leading the pathetic.
