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How not to be horny...

Yesterday i saw a 6 yr old kid with his phallus erected staring at a poster featuring a female dancer actually half nude. He actually asked his mom why is his penis suddenly stiffening, and she quickly said that no you're not allergic to women. And i was laughing my ass off to finally figure out what was happening. Wouldn't it intrigue you how on a fine Saturday morning u wake up to find your penis actually standing up in a position even mother Gaia would want to suck? And how by just getting caught in an overloaded bus makes you wanna pinch the old lady's bum and pretend that it was an unavoidable accident? So practically there isn't any elixir that can help u avert this horny sensation because its natural and it's extremely ok to always feel horny, even just by staring at the reflection of ur torso in front of the mirror for 3 long hours. And no, i'm not implying that narcissism is an okay religion. I was watching this porn video where a girl of perhaps 3 yrs old actually sucked her 2 yr old bro's dick with great profane pleasure. It was a horny video although i'm not a paedophile just a sadomasochist apparently. See evn children are being promiscuous nowadays. And i like the sadistic part where the sister actually bit the tiny premature phallus with glee whilst completely ignoring how the bro was screaming and kicking in sexual pain. It bled. Pain for pleasure. I enjoyed the movie with a passion. In my childhood time i still remember how this fat lady would come and grab on my balls and enjoy how embarrassed i would get following that sexual abuse. Oh yes, i finally got her kicked in the ass when one day i threw stones at her windows while she was probably having sex with his infertile husband. They actually retorted that i was a pest. I was a pest. I concede to it. I just couldn't help picturing how disgusting it was to penetrate a fat woman's vagina and allow the fat around her servix to envelope ur dick with slime and smelly liquid oozing away like frenzy. Not to mention how i actually tried to will away the picture in my head of how the pubic hair of that fat lady would wither due to the unbearable thrust of the stiff hard hot cock. Just try to put urself in the position of the tick that lived by feeding on the hag's pubic hair. It would even disgust u but hey, that's all in a day's life of a tick living on scalps inundating pubic hair. I severely hoped that that woman would someday be devoured by syphillis eating away her brain cells. that should be awesome. I miss the time when i was one of those people who would scare small children with stories on how the boogeyman would chop off their limbs and feed on them and cook them in a cauldron with semen for soup. It entertained me how those children would suddenly leave and become silent. Except the "celupar" ones who would tell their moms how i was a freak. Yeah, children are annoying i feel like i could severe their limbs and rip off their lips so that they couldn't tell. But it's funny how they actually failed to convince their moms that i was a freak no matter how hard they tried, probably bcause i was too nice a kid to actually allow this thing to happen. But someday i might get myself kids too, and trust me, they will undergo a really hard time dealing with a dad who used to love torturing kids especially those with a vagina. Lol.
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