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| | Horse rancher |
| created @ 01/19/2007 03:01 am |
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> Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
> friend over to look at a horse.
>
> Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"
>
> That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
>
> So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a
male
> or female horse.
>
> "A female horth.
>
> So he shows him a prized filly.
>
> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
>
> Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
over.
>
> "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella
up
> again, and shows him the horse's ears.
>
> "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
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> The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he
picks
> him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
>
> "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
>
> Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
> rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls
him
> out and slams him on the ground.
>
> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should
> rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit." |
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