Pervy Sage's blog: "Comedy"

So i was at the bar and i saw a long line and a sign that said "if you can make my horse laugh you get a month of free drinks." So i thought what the hell and got in line one by one each person tried and failed. When it got to me i went in and whisper in the horses ear and he started laughing really hard. i went up to the bartender got my drinks and left. as the days go by and i go to the bar the horse is still laughing. After about a month a new line and sign is hanging "make my horse cry and i'll give you the deed to the bar." so i stood in line and when it got to me i went in closed the door 3 minutes later i walk out and all you hear is the horse crying. I walk up to the bartender as he's handing me the deed he says "before i give you the deed how did you make the horse laugh?" i said easy i told he that my dick is bigger than his. the bartender say "How did you make him cry?" Also easy i showed him.