AQUARIUS.jan 21 feb 19th....you have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive...you lie a great deal and make the same mistakes repeatidly...because u are stupid everyone thinks ur a jerk and u love being screwed by inanimate objects
PISCES....feb 20 march 19 ..you have a vivid imagination and often think u are being followed by the fbi or aliens ..u have a minor influence on ur friends and ppl resent u for flaunting what u confuse too be as power you lack confidence and u smell funny too
ARIES...mar 20 to april 18 ...you are a pioneer type and think most ppl are dickheads ..you are quick too repremand , impatient and scornful of advice ...you do nothing but piss off everyone u come into contact with ..basically ur just a prick !!
TAURUS...APRIL 19 MAY 19 .....You are practical and persistent you have dogged determination and stick too it iv ness cause u never do anything right the first time ....most ppl think u are stubborn and bullheaded but ur just an asshole
GEMINI..MAY 20 TO JUNE 20 ...you are a quick and intelligent thinker ..ppl like u because u are bi sexual ..you are inclined too expect too much for too little ...this means ur a cheap bastard..geminis are notorious for hitting on their siblings ..
CANCER..JUN 21 TO JULY 21 ....you are sympathetic and understanding too other ppls problems..which makes u a nosey prick ...u always keep putting things off this is why u will always be on welfare ,and wont be worth a turd ....everyone in prison is a cancer
LEO..july 22 to aug 22 ....u consider urself a born leader everyone else thinks u are an idiot ...most leos are bullies you are vain and cannot tolerate honest critisism..your arrogance is disgusting ..leos are thieving dipshits and enjoy masturbating more then sex
VIRGO..AUG 23 SEPT 21....YOU ARE THE LOGICAL TYPE AND HATE DISORDER your nit picking attitude is sickening too ur co workers ...you are cold and un emotional and often fall asleep during intercourse..virgos make good bus drivers and pimps ..
LIBRA SEPT 21 OCT 22 u are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality ..if ur male u are probably gay ..chances for employment and monetary gain are nil...most libra women are sluts and all libras have one form of some venereal disease...
SCORPIO...OCT 23 TOO NOV 21 the worst of the lot u are shrewed in buisness and cannot be trusted ...u shall recieve the pinnacle of success..because of ur total lack of ethics...u are a perfect son of a bitch most scorpios get murdered
SAGITTARIUS..NOV 22 DEC 20....YOU ARE optomistic and enthusiastic..u have a reckless tendency too rely on luck ...since u have no talent ..most sagittarius are drunks ..nixon was a sagittarius ..you are indeed a worthless piece of shit ..
CAPRICORN..DEC21 TO JAN 20...you are conservative and afraid of taking risks ...you are basically a chicken shit there has never been a capricorn of any importance ...u should kill urself ..
