Ok so I'm thinking I need to do something a little different just for FU with my about me. Granted 99% of you won't bother to read it, but I will still put it out there so I can tell you that you're a fuckin idiot when you try to come at me like a big bad ass.

1. LIKES - Just because I like you DOESN'T mean I want to FUCK you! Hell, I probably don't even wanna talk to your dumb ass.

2. RATES - I rate people that I WANT to rate. If i'm feeling generous I will rate you if you ask. Just because you go and rate my entire folder DOESN'T mean I feel obligated to rate yours. I know that most of you only rate my folders so that you don't feel like such a perv when you go look at my NSFW folder. That brings me to 3....

3. NSFW FOLDER - I ONLY have a fucking NSFW folder because some jealous, insecure Fu-skank decided to turn my pics in as NSFW. In my opinion, NONE of my NSFW pics even come close to NSFW. So when you're disappointed that my tits and vag aren't hanging out in my pics, ehhh..... sucks to be you.

4. BLING - I'M NOT TRADING YOU PICS OF MY TITS FOR FUCKING BLING YOU DAMN LOSERS!!! If you do bling me, thanx so much I don't parade myself around this damn site begging for shit.

5. SHOUT BOX - If you find yourself trying to reach out to me in MY shout box, there are a few no no's that will get you either ignored, or verbally raped. DO NOT start off by saying "Hey Baby" Look mother fucker... Unless you are bending me over every night AND paying my bills, i'm not your fuckin baby. I will NOT give you my messenger unless I think you are cool enough to talk to on a daily basis. I don't give a shit if I make your dick hard. If you are really that fucking stupid to think you're the only dude I get messages like that from, then i'm sorry for your sheltered, pathetic life. Maybe you should try coming out of the basement for some fresh air and a taste of reality once in a while

6. YOUR PENIS - NO I don't want to look at your NSFW and rate your purple headed yogurt slinger! There are plenty of Fu-ho's lurking to give you delusions of grandure about how amazing the one-eyed wonder is.

7. I will NOT accept blank friend requests. You need to give me a damn good reason as to why I should add you.

I'm funny, blunt, sincere, an AMAZING friend if you deserve it, sarcastic, sweet, intelligent, hard working, and 100% REAL!!! I don't have the time or the patience for people who want to play games. If I think you're a fake ass wanna-be, i'm gonna tell ya. I am faaaaaaarrr from conceited, but I know how to work the camera angles to make myself look good just like the other broads on here. Let's face it, men are visually stimulated creatures.

On Fubar I have been called beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, breath taking, and insanely mind blowing. Blah! Whatever.

In the real world, i'm a single mother x4 YES I have 4 children. I work my ass off to provide for them, so when I come on here it's to talk to a few really amazing friends that I have made and escape reality for a little while. I don't care about your drama. NEWSFLASH**** THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE!

Thanks to all that have taken the time to read my lil rant. For the people who REALLY know me, lemme know if I left anything out! BWAHAHAHA



*** DISCLAIMER ***

If you jump into my shout box and say complete asinine things I have the right to screen shot our conversation and put it on display for all of Fubar to laugh at and comment. If you speak to me in my shout box you agree to the terms of use. (This should be fun)