retouching a few things
Current mood: chipper
OK well I guess my fans have been asking for a new blog to keep them entertained. Well OK its just Mashall but thats all I need. lol So here goes it. I think I'll just update a few things for you guys.
ON COOKING: Since my last blog I have learned that sugar is flammable. News to me!! Unfortunately I didnt read it in a book. I just caught my stove on fire when I missed the pan I was cooking in. I know what you are thinking. AGAIN! No, it was different because last time I started the oven on fire this time it was the top of the stove. See big difference.
On Rockwell NC: Oh jeez there is so much! Rednecks formerly known as Hillbillies in my blogs put deer pee on themselves to attract deer. They hunt from up in a tree. So it's nothing like what you see on T.V. If you nail strange buck nuts in a different territory it attracts bucks. Bucks are male deer. Redneck girls like to get bloody and touch yucky dead deer. Deer tell other deer in the woods where they saw your hunting stand so they can look out for you.( they have meetings) Deer actually like ppl pee. Deer guts stink. You can cook a pig in the ground without catching it on fire. Women who don't cook are useless. Never eat at a rednecks house cuz yes they are trying to trick you into eating weird stuff. They get deer blood all over their house so that forensics wont find you if they ever decide to kill and eat you. Rednecks hate gay people and city slickers. Rednecks don't all drive big trucks. There is such a place as Mayberry. No shit. Sorry I laugh every time I think about it.It doesnt get more country than living next to Mayberry. Rednecks drive thier tractors to school for real, and even have a day designated to show off their tractor.
Well that is all folks! Or at least all I can think of right now.
