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Potential Clients and Some Words of Wisdom ------------------------------------------- 1. For the downsized -- who can’t understand why loyalty wasn’t rewarded Nobody owes you a living. You can’t rely on an employer for your whole existence, they can only supplement you. Compute your minimal needs and try to get an employer to supply that. Understand which of your limits are artificial and can be changed. Decide which minimum steps to ambassadorship you need to get serious about and pray for inspiration. Go with strengths or weaknesses, whichever you prefer. I suggest you get 12 guiding scriptures to believe most earnestly. 2. For the downtrodden -- oppressed, out of time to fill in forms again and again Needless to say, your typing skills come in handy filling out forms. This is simplified if you have a generic form already well prepared. Or get a friend to do it for you. You might be surprised what kinds of careers you would consider under various conditions, so fill out the 35-environment situation survey of MINE, unless it is really bothersome to think on negative things, i.e. if dark brooding gets on your nerves you might wait until you’re more desperate to consider this. 3. For the down-of-luck--can’t postpone punishment for admitted goofups and have damaged their reputation Only moving to another location may solve a reputation screwup. Honesty is the best policy --have the attitude to make amends, a willingness to change. You have to know what you’re good at to have confidence. Get in sync between your interests and the good of society and prospects should look up. 4. For the down-and-out--bankrupt, out of cash with no prospects Allow the people that step forward to help you, being humble. Otherwise the next step is prison or homelessness. Just the same, there’s nothing to lose by thinking BIG now, at least tentatively, to give people more an idea of what you’re really made of. Be satisfied with peanut steps in the right direction whenever you find out what that is. 5. For the downcast -- feel blackballed, hexed, jinxed Have the courage -- rather GUMPTION! to actually ask someone if they’ve blackballed you. If you know what you know you can’t be fucked with. Get close to GOD and the BIBLE (i.e. the LITERAL one of your choice from among religious writings that SOMEHOW communicate meaning and joy to you in such desperate straits. If you can, ignore the rest (i.e. all the other contradictory alternatives. Settle on one example for at least 2 weeks say to give it a chance to make a difference in your life). My personal preference is among the NIV with references and concordance, the NRSV, and the Living Bible, all of the Christian faith. I always have found that truth discovered elsewhere of THE MOST ESSENTIAL religious nature somehow was here also, BUT UNFORTUNATELY I sometimes first have to discover it elsewhere. 6. For the downfallen--fired from a high rank and can’t get back to comparable position Nearly any job is better than no job. Get your foot in the door and show thatyou’re a reliable worker and you’ll get the opportunity to advance. Listen to music to re-learn how to relax. Try to solve someone else’s unresolvable quandry and see what a great lift it gives to your charm and wholesomeness. 7. For the downhearted--dejected and depressed Simplify you life. Do away with anything unfruitful that you’ve been pining after. Build new dreams from the serendipitous coincidences of your life. Do something physically active. Decide which stumbling blocks in life are really molehills. Let serendipity inspire your syncopation ( juggling acts which are somehow real communication with others that seem to go somewhere), to thus overcome the remaining stumbling blocks in any relationships ( or reincarnations of similar ones) that you want to continue. I.E., learn from your mistakes.

Counseling Suggestions

Potential Counseling Clients and Some Words of Wisdom ( Josie & Kevin ) 1. For the downsized -- who can't understand why loyalty wasn't rewarded Nobody owes you a living. You can't rely on an employer for your whole existence, they can only supplement you. Compute your minimal needs and try to get an employer to supply that. Understand which of your limits are artificial and can be changed. 2. For the downtrodden -- oppressed, out oftime to fill in forms again and again Needless to say, your typing skills come in handy filling out forms. This is simplified if you have a generic form already well prepared. Or get a friend to do it for you. 3. For the down-of-luck--can't postpone punishment for admitted goofups and have damaged their reputation Only moving to another location may solve a reputation screwup. Honesty is the best policy --have the attitude to make amends, a willingness to change. You have to know what you're good at to have confidence. 4. For the down-and-out--bankrupt, out of cash with no prospects Allow the people that step forward to help you, being humble. Otherwise the next step in prison or homelessness. 5. For the downcast -- feel blackballed, hexed, jinxed Have the courage to actually ask someone if they've blackballed you. If you know what you know you can't be fucked with. 6. For the downfallen--fired from a high rank and can't get back to comparable position Nearly any job is better than no job. Get your foot in the door and show that you're a reliable worker and you'll get the opportunity to advance. Listen to music to re-learn how to relax. 7. For the downhearted--dejected and depressed Simplify you life. Do away with anything unfruitful that you've been pining after. Build new dreams from the serendipitous coincidences of your life. Do something physically active.

Genius Talents List

GENIUS TALENTS LIST ( C 2003 ) Josie Roberts for hobby counseling Particularly pertinent items are in color RED. 1. improvisation of any & everything at well 2. gift of gab 3. art/color coordination 4. music 3 or more instruments + sing 5. dance including strip tease up the flag pole 6. drama/negotiation/diplomacy 7. orchestration/directing/leader 8. math in topology, algebra, analysis, and applied 9. mysticism / psychic sex connection 10. sexual innuendo / fashion / statistics 11. electronic/ mechanics design, e.g. robotics 12. tinkering / computers 13. automobile tinkering -- build your own from scratch parts 14. spying / lieing with goodwill / makeup arts 15. hunt / fish / sports / sportsmanship combo 16. martial arts / suicide missions 17. cognitive studies 18. doctor / nurse 19. executive secretary that runs boss's office 20. lawyer / bureaucracy with a heart 21. surgery / orgaqnizer / cleanup 22. catch-22, catch-222 resolver 23. writing poems 24. writing essays, esp. creative writing 25. parenting more than one / teach 26. counseling / reviews / free advise 27. critique / audit / ethics 28. audit the auditor / philosophy 29. photo / video / hairdresser 30. crime & never detected nor arrested / cook ! 31. guinea pig never one day sick 32. driving / errand boy / tour guide 33. carpenter / plumber / handyman 34. double agent spy forever 35. comic etc. 36. indispensible 10 years 37. inventor 50 years ahead patents 38. one hit wonder 39. oversight committee / speak 10 languages 40. speak 100 languages & read 500 job nomenclatures 41. music composition in 5 genres 42. housing community layout / architect 43. janitor / purchasing / junk yards / antiques 44. security guard 24/7 for 72 hours straight and really awake alert at least 48 straight 45. food etc. product testers 46. investment advisors with 200% guarantee and 10% return yearly 47. willing scapegoat / comeback artist 48. toy maker / day care 49. magician / danger feats of daring 50. raise & select food for people past 45 years old peculiar dietary needs 51. psychologist in 20 personality theories 52. psychiatrist + 2 medical specialties 53. live to be 120 54. have 5 careers successful under 5 identities & SSNs without a hitch 55. confidentiality plus ( --- rest is hidden in heavenly realms folks ! ) 56. gogo dance my booty 57. be my muse juice 58. bumper cars expert 59. TBD -- leave comments to suggest further items for consideration
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