WE BRING MORE COWBELL!!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Just Say NO!
A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"
"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back"
"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!!
okay okay so even if you didn't think that was funny .. LAUGH ANYWAY!!!
Have you STILL not joined Scooters? what the hell are you waiting for?? We have hot chicks, hot bikes, hot ink, hot chicks, hot bikes, hot chicks, hot ink, hot chicks.. oh and HOT freakin DJ'S! Helloooo!!!! 24 hours a day of freaking hotness!!!
We promise to serve you free poured booze, dance with the above named hot chicks, Dj's that play requests and the wittiest bartenders ever! Oh ya and Me. I'm the girl who's only purpose in life is to try and MAKE YOU PEOPLE LAUGH!!! :P Okay okay I might make out with the above named hot chicks too.. just usually in the office ;) *grins*
If you are on MY friends list !!! Please take a minute to join Scooters and Excalibur and of course any or all of the rest of our family lounges , you wont regret it!
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Pixi ~Princess Monkey~Comedian of Scooters Bar~Jammer of Excalibur Radio!!!
@ CherryTAP
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
Lately my Friend requests have been piling, I've slacked on getting around to peoples pages.. I haven't been answering shouts, *hangs head* The Truth...If my status says's I'm in Scoots, I'm too busy being sarcastically witty with cheesy pick up lines.. streaking and pouncing random people.. doing body shots off of the bartenders or randomly harassing the Dj's! My best Advice; JOIN the Lounge to hit me up!*grins*
Speaking of Friends.. I currently have 558 of you people added where are you and why aren't you in there party-ing with me already!?
WTF IS SCOOTERS?!
Only the hottest Lounge on CT .. That I LIVE IN .. So .. what does this mean?? You should come join in the fun !!! come on , ya know you wanna ;)Click any of the *Big* pictures on this page To Join Scooters Lounge! And Don't forget to check out our other Excalibur Radio Family Lounges While you're there!! We are up to 53 lounges now in the family not to mention some of the hottest freakin DJ's, sexiest bartender's you could dream of.. Most jaw dropping gorgeous dancers, and the drinks are always free poured!! okay okay and the funnest damned people all around. Did I mention the Dj's Take request's?? Oh, and when ya get there... Tell Slade and Yankee I sent ya and Thank You!! ;)
SLADE*Sexyytina's b/f*Owner*The Scooter Bar/T.S.L/Coyote Ugly Bar/ Manager for Excalibur Radio
@ CherryTAP♪♥♫ÐJ Ýankee Girl♫♥♪Giant's fiance owner of Excalibur Radio
@ CherryTAP
