10/17/2006Thoughts I had today:Instead of having urges like hunger, thirst, urination, lust, etc. I would prefer little flashing LED's that are labeled with the same stuff. If you need food, your feed me light blinks. If you need sex, your belly button blinks and so on. What do you think? 8/14/2006Today I decided a few things:1. I'm gonna start farting in public. Fuck holding it in, it's bad for your colon. Furthermore, everybody farts and it's nothing to be embarrased about.. unless it smells like rotten cabbage. DJ lala, don't fart in public :~)2. Our government is screwed up beyond the point of repair. Our bipartisan system not only pits to teams against each other for control of the voting majority but also the means by which individuals ascend to offices of power have become entirely monetary. Campaign finance rules the careers of public officials and consequently also determines the degree of influence within the arena of policy, foreign and domestic. Public choice no longer exists. Solution: turn elections and policy decisions into reality tv shows; entertaining, educational, functional and profitable 3. I have way too much time on my hands and I'm still poorI am the most vulgar, disgusting, careless, and insane piece of shit I have ever known. I mean really, all around, I'm one of the nicest and most understanding people you'll ever meet; I'm also like doctor jekyll and mr. hyde. Don't corner me in Tijuana or I'll rip your fuckin head off. But if I'm on top of a mountain somewhere, or just about anywhere else I can get a board under my feet, I'll be your best friend. If I'm behind the bar DO NOT call me any of the following: bub, buddy, pal, homie, sport, guy, mr. bartender, you, fuck face, my friend, dog, mixmasturbater; I will kill you!!!! Ryan, Hek, or shithead if your name's dj lala... I'm a freak in the sack, but only my girlfriend gets that benefit and good luck replacing her... You better be a pornstar with a college education ;-)Ryan is most likely to get laid in Monaco, at school.Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comI've never been to Monaco before... Anybody wanna go?According to experts, my personality type is : Border Line Psycho KillerOther people like me display these traits.They suffer from bowel problemsThey listen to Brittany SpearsThey sometimes pick their noseThey go commandoTake the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.comInkblots: one of my favorite pasttimesAll for the moneyI would do things for money 75% of the timeTake the Would You Do It Quiz at JokesUnlimited.comThat quiz was terrible, I never thought there would be things I WOULDN'T do for money