Subject: Having a Bad Day????
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> In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
>bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m. , regardless of their
>medical condition.
>This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
>with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
>deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of
>experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
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> The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m. , all of the
>doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
>themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
>holding
>wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects
>to ward off the evil spirits.
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> Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
>sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
>could use the vacuum cleaner.
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>Still Having a Bad Day????
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> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
>spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
>At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
>being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
>onlookers.
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> A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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> Still think you are having a Bad Day????
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> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
>from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
>from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
>breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
>listening to his Walkman.
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>STILL think you're having a Bad Day????
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> Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
>to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand
>pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
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> The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
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>What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
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> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
>postage on a letter bomb. It came back with
>'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it
>was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
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>There now, feeling better????
