Baby Girl's blog: "have u ever"

YANNO WHEN U FINALLY MEET SOMEONE ONLINE AN THEY LIVE CLOSE TO U AN U FUCK IT UP..IT REALLY HURTS..TRUST ME I KNOW..I MET THIS GUY ON FUBAR AN HE LIVES NEAR ME AN HE WAS A SWEETHEART I LOVED TALKIN TO HIM ..WELL I REALLY FUCKED IT UP SATURDAY NIGHT CUZ WE WENT OUT DRINKIN AN TO SHOOT POOL TO HANG OUT..HE IS AN ALWAYS WILL BE A GREAT GUY..AN IM REALLY REALLY SORRY FOR HURTIN U ..I JUST WISH THINGS COULD BE DIFFERENT ..AN I JUST WISH WE COULD TALK AN U COULD FORGIVE ME ..BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS I AM REALLY REALLY SORRY ...

If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say I love you, instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our I love you's, And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do's?" But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get, I'd like to say how much I love you and I hope we never forget, Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike, And today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight.. So if you're waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today? For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the day, That you didn't take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss and you were too busy to grant someone, what turned out to be their one last wish. So hold your loved ones close today, whisper in their ear, Tell them how much you love them and that you'll always hold them dear, Take time to say "I'm sorry, please forgive me," "thank you" or "it's okay". And if tomorrow never comes, you'll have no regrets about today.

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They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet. 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived. 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet. 7) I will read a book...if I still remember how. 8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet. 9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet. 12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

I don't wanna do the dishes I don't wanna do the wash I sprinkled clothes a week ago And now my iron is lost! I don't wanna rattle pots I don't wanna rattle pans I see the mail light flashin' I wanna chat with friends! Oh, the table needs some dusting and the floor could sure be mopped But I know if I get started there'll be no place to stop. The closets are so full things are falling off the shelves I wish for cleaning fairies and magic little elves. They could sprinkle fairy dust and twitch their little nose The windows would be sparkling I would have no dirty clothes. Oh, I know that I'm just dreamin My head is in the sky I must cook that meat that's graying and bake that apple pie. The hubby needs a bath the dog needs attention Oh...the other way around I mean My brain is in suspension I am runnin round in circles I am getting nothing done, I keep thinking of my web I am missing all the fun! Well, I know I'm not addicted Though I hear that all the time But I quess this stuff can wait on me Cause today I'll be ONLINE

1. Never do housework. No man ever loved a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany. 3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 5. So many men - so many reasons not to date any of them. 6. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there. 7. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. 8. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone. 9. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway. 10. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 11. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 12. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 13. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. 14. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 15. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 16. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 17. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 18. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his. 19. Sadly, all men are created equal. 20. When he asks you if he's your first date, tell him "You may be, you look familiar."

Too often we don't realize what we have until it is gone; Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our hearts; And we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let unimportant things into our minds; And then it's usually too late to see what made us blind. So be sure that you let people know how much they mean to you; Take that time to say the words before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate everything you've got And be thankful for the little things in life that mean a lot.

When you said, "I love you," I went over the moon. My heart sang its glory, The stars sang in tune. As when with a word God brought forth light, So with these words You ended my night. So with these words You made something new: A bond of devotion Between me and you. How powerful words To shape who we are! We ponder in silence; Our words cross a bar. Your words crossed a threshold And entered the past, Yet they have created A world that will last. I want to make your heart beat just for me. I want a true love in my lonely life. I've looked a long time, dated many men, But none I walked with walked in step with me. We walk together well, the best of friends. Somehow we just fit, as if clean cut To go together, zigzags complementary. But now I would be something more than friends. I know I take a chance to mention love. I've no idea what feeling's in your heart. But if you'd catch a burning, plunging star, I know I'd make you happy for your love. How can I tell you what I feel for you? When I think of you my feelings twist inside As if someone's fist reached in and grabbed a few, And turned and turned them tight and tangled. I've tried Somehow to say: You're the sun in my sky, The wind that takes me where I want to go, The sweet incense that makes me feel so high That loving you seems all I need to know. But it all sticks in my throat! It sounds too cute, Empty as a wrinkled paper bag. You won't believe it! Better I stay mute Than offer you cliches that make you gag. And yet I wish to tell you of my love, If only love its own locks would remove!

She walks over to him and she says "do you remember me?" I think we might have met somewhere before Southern Carolina is the place that comes to mind But Hey, I guess you never really can be sure Oh there's nothing like a true love To go and make a fool of someone just like before And right there for a minute I forgot that you don't love me anymore Then an old familiar feeling Wraps its arms around the moment And he says so many times I've tried to call Well you think it's been a lifetime It's been two years since I've seen you But it seems like no times gone by at all There was nothing like a real love To give you back the feel of someone just like before And right there for a minute I forgot that you don't love me anymore Oh and how far we'll travel For a place to heal our hearts We watched it unravel So why's tonight the hardest part Then he says the weather's changin And it's icing up the highway So I guess it's time for me to hit the road So she says goodbye and then before she knows what she is saying she says I wish that you didn't have to go Oh there's nothing like a true love To go and make a fool of someone just like before And right there for a minute I forgot that you don't love me anymore And right there for a minute I forgot that you don't love me anymore