Over 16,533,939 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
You will NOT die if any ofthe following happens:
1) Someone does not buy you before your current owneeship expires. Studies have shown that people who are allowed to have their value return to 10,000 fubucks do indeed live to see the next day, and may even survive to see the next!
2) Someone doesn't get you that ohhhhhhhhhhhh so CUTE new bling that pops along. You do NOT need every one that shows up. Quit being so fucking shallow and greedy. The same studies show that a lot of bling is really just an older picture set to Blingee-level sparkly graphics. They even reuse the same old pictures they have previously used, just made it a different colour, called it something different, or added a word or whatever to make it SLIGHTLY different. Come on now, dipshits, remember all those fucking dragons that looked the same? Or the two kissing fish? they couldn't even wait a few weeks to rehash THAT one. Bling does not equal love. if you equate it as such, you are a particularly shallow sort.
3) You actually return the pic rates of someone who has just rated the ass offa you. One rate back does not equal you making an effort. Some of you princesses out there could really use a kick in the ass when it comes to this. Don't expect shit if you're not willing to GIVE shit. Now, I realize that a lot of you out there have gotten used to getting shit with a lil pout of the lip (which shows up in damn near ALL of your pics btw), a show of half a butt cheek, or some cleavage or whatever. When you get to the real world, you may need to find out that substance counts as well.
4) If you buy your OWN VIP. People of all sizes, shapes, races and intelligence have been known to survive buying their own VIP. I know, I know, it boggles the minds, kids. Make it happen! buy your own shit! See how great it turns out when you survive it! GOLLY!
5) Before I forget, you retards who actually BUY a fucking fu-pony bling? What 10 different kinds of stupid ARE you? You just spent $650.00 on a goddamned PICTURE that doesn't do anything but sit there and look shitty. Those of you who either asked for or got these things? Please, buy a plane ticket and go blow the person who got it for you, it will cost about the same, and I don't think you're really that worried about self respect. Either that, or if you know someone is THINKING about buying that for you, slap them and tell them to spend it on their kids instead.
I know there is more, but some of you people make me cranky with the constant begging and asking for shit. :P
