Over 16,529,870 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON
TV.......
THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON
THE
TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED...
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON
HER
ARTHRITIC HIP..
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER
ON
HIS CROTCH...
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD
COOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE
DEAD.
