A Drunk
> A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
> back and forth.
>
> A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
> 'Can I help you Sir?'
>
> 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr', the man replies.
>
> The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'
>
> 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key', the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging
> out of his fly for all the world to see.
>
> He asks the man, 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?'
>
> Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
> missing a beat, blurts out....
>
> 'Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
>