Jinxed's blog: "Gotta love the shoutbox : /"

I have never had anyone write me a song before, but today a user thought I deserved a song. I am not the only one who has received his loving words, so I want to share with everyone this oh so great man and his "thoughtful" words.

 

dork: Well I'm hungry, hungry and your pussy looks so good I wanna suck your asshole, wanna piece of...? I don't even care if your on the bloody rag I'll eat you buttplug, come on sit on my face I wanna eat you out, baby eat you out Open up your legs baby, I wanna eat you out Eat you out, baby eat you out I don't care if it's runny and I don't care if it smells Eat you out, baby eat you out I wanna stick my tongue in you and suck your cunt juice out Don't wanna finger fuck you, stick my dick inside of you I'd rather? Fat or ugly it looks like you don't care If your young or old, you gotta cunt? I'll lick you there (chorus) I wanna put my tongue so far inside of you Drink your piss and cum and you can drink mine too Wanna eat your shit, you can eat my diarrhea Wanna... bring your cunt right over here

 

I usually screenshot these and upload them, but I am out of photo space. I decided not to take him up on his offer by the way :/

Show him some "love", user 5694609.

Read bottom to top...don't have my screenshot loaded on this pc yet.

matty: ok
->matty: OH GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN!! He would never have a man touch him much less suck him!
matty: would he b using me for head
matty: yes miss.......
->matty: what do you mean "you both"? I already told you I wasnt into that...so whether my fiance would want u naked or in an outfit would be between you and HIM to discuss
matty: i guess u both would want it done naked or in an oufit
->matty: that is a confused emoticon!! cuz i dont get it lol
matty: ?
->matty: : /
matty: yes if thats wats ordered
->matty: so u wanna clean up after my fiance?
matty: basically i do all chores entertaining and any ordered
->matty: i dont give it out
matty: can we talk on thre
->matty: yes i have yahoo
->matty: what exactly is it that you are looking for so I can let my fiance know and you can be his slave. I already said it wasnt really my thing but if you want I will ask him if he wants a slave
matty: do u have yahoo messanger
matty: im from new castle
matty: ive been trained by my exgf....and ill do anything
->matty: dunno what to tell ya...not really my thing
matty: i am looking for a couple i can b a slave for
->matty: no
matty: ru single perhaps
->matty: sure
matty: hi can i ask u sumthin plz

 

 

 

 

 

 Never talked to this person be4 and this is what I get in my shout.When I said I wasn't interested he just kept going so I was joking when I kinda pimped out my fiance to him lol

Isn't it a pleasure to have "Da SweEteSt GuY EvER" in your shoutbox lmfao... Read from bottom to the top cuz I am to lazy to flip it ->Da SweEteS...: didnt think so lmao... ->Da SweEteS...: you get many women on here with those lines??? Da SweEteS...: with my dick baby ->Da SweEteS...: really? Da SweEteS...: i will scoop them out for you ->Da SweEteS...: lmfao....i would rather have my insides scooped out with a grapefruit spoon...just sayin... Da SweEteS...: fuck me nice and slow baby ->Da SweEteS...: you would get more action from your pocket pussy than me...step the fuck off Da SweEteS...: come on baby fuck me pls. ->Da SweEteS...: no but i would like to help you chose a new name for yourself cuz the name Da SweEteSt GuY EvER doesn't fit you quite right!!! Da SweEteS...: do you wanna fuck me ->Da SweEteS...: : / Da SweEteS...: wanna fuck me

God shoutboxed me!!!! Not quite like they said it would be when I finally heard from God though... Read from the bottom up please ->God: just to put a leash on someone....hardly worth me picking up and leaving my kids for God: I'll Make It Worth It! ->God: well it is just a bit out of my way God: A Request My Love! ->God: is that a request or an order? God: Nope! I Want You Here!! ->God: guess u dont have a long leash then lol ->God: how long of a leash do you have? cuz i am in PA so it would have to be a few states long God: Califorina U? ->God: where are u from? God: Would You Like To Put One On Me!? ->God: ? ->God: is that a question or a comment God: Like To! ->God: that would have to be a no... God: Ever Put A Guy On A Leash A Leash And Collar!?

things that make u go hmmm.. read from the bottom up ->harley_rider: LMAO harley_rider: i would give u a good fukin ->harley_rider: im not...i was just curious as to what u would do if it were ur fiance...? harley_rider: just having fun here, not take it so serious, LOL ->harley_rider: would you think the same way if that was ur finces way of thinking? harley_rider: a little action on the side never hurt anyone, LOL ->harley_rider: harley_rider: hummmmm, lol ->harley_rider: well YOU dont...my fiance has that job taken care of pretty well harley_rider: so how do i get u wild than ->harley_rider: i can be just...just like any other woman...whether they are redheads or not harley_rider: i c, but r u wild? ->harley_rider: i dont really think it is the hair color that makes em wild lol harley_rider: kool, i hear redheads r wild ->harley_rider: going good and yes im a redhead harley_rider: r u a redhead? harley_rider: hows it going ->harley_rider: hi harley_rider: hi there

top to bottom since it is all of 2 sentences.. Rony: all my dream to penetrate between ur legs now ->Rony: u get many women with that line? IT never did reply... LOL yet again I spoke to soon....IT did reply just took awhile...bottom up as this one is longer ->Rony: thank goodness...please stay outta my shoutbox now that we understand each other Rony: nevermind ->Rony: i understand my desires...i just cant understand a fuckin word ur saying!!! Rony: ur smart to understand ur desire ->Rony: sry i needed my decoder ring...can u repeat what u last said and maybe my nifty ring can help me decipher that gibberish???? ->Rony: hold on 1 sec Rony: whole ur body shiferring calling me ->Rony: responses* ->Rony: where in any of my resonses did it appear like i was interested? Rony: i would like to get u now between my arms sqyez ur boobs to my chest ->Rony: u know...like goosebumps...but not the good kind...and im trying to eat Rony: why u still keep some hair on ur arm??????? ->Rony: u just made my arm hair stand up Rony: i like oral sex ,,,,, i can spend my nighte licking ur legs and in between sweety ->Rony: why do u care.not like i would suck u Rony: d u like to suck? ->Rony: try a cold shower Rony: sure iam so hot plz help me ->Rony: can i help u with something? Rony: hiiiiiiiiiii on this note imma go lay down be4 lose my mind...what is left of it after listening to this gibberish