I don't get the appeal of these stupid surveys that everyone keeps filling out . They ask a bunch of questions that no one even wants to know the answer to. But since I can't stop you from filling them out I figure I'll just put my own survey out there. A manly survey, one that asks the questions that everyone wants to ask but is too afraid to. First question: are...... you........ READY?!?!?!
1 are you gay?
2 stop lying
3 will you let me sock you?
4 if a survey falls in the woods will some asshole repost it?
5 how often do you watch kiddy porn?
6 I said stop lying!
7 will you marry me?
8 surveys suck and you are gay
now tally up your score and go kill yourself!
50 points or less = you're gay
100 points or less = you owe me money. pay up!
1,000,000 points or less = you're a pathetic loser, quit trying!
