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Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.
POUNDS HIS CHEST LIKE KING KONG...
CABO WABO X-MAS TEQUILA cookie recipe:
1 tsp of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle CABO WABO Tequila
1 Sammy Hagar c.d.
Grab your favorite Sammy Hagar c.d. and CRANK THAT FUCKER UUUUP!!!
Sample the CABO to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the CABO again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the CABO is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fucking fruit up offa thr floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the CABO to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the CABO WABO. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the WACO LABO and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
BIG LOVE FUCKERS ! -NAKEY
Stolen from...a lot of someones...
layer one:
Spell your name with bands/artists
TOOL OZZY MOTLEY MISFITS YES
layer two:
- name: Tommy
- birth date: oct. 4, 1964
- nicknames: jewel,nakey,t-bone and T.J.
- current location: beautiful southern california
- eye color: depends what i am wearing/not wearing.usually grey or bluish hazel
- hair color: Brown
- righty or lefty: Righty
- best friend[s]: russ jr. sabrina,hillary and tess
layer three:
- the shoes you wore today; none yet
- your perfect pizza;pepperoni sausage mushroom xtra cheese from big o pizza to go
- the last time you cried: no comment
layer four:
- your best physical feature:grins
- most missed memory:fishing with my dad
layer five:
- pepsi or coke: jones soda green apple
- mcdonald's or burger king: in-n-out burger
- adidas or nike: nikes,vans,converse
- lipton ice tea or nestea: swamp juice aka arnold palmer(1/2 lemonaid 1/2 tea)
- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
- cappuccino or coffee: cocoa
layer six
- do you sing?:as often as possible.
- take a shower everyday?:sometimes more than 2
- do you think you have been in love: sometimes
- want to go to college: just the girls dorm
- get motion sickness: sometimes
- think you're a health freak:40/60
- get along with your parents:father is passed and my mom is the most precious woman in my life
- play an instrument: guitar,bass,alil drums n piano and my weinis
layer seven:
in the past three months..
- gone to the mall:yes...way too much,fucking xmas
- eaten an entire box oreos- no,an entire box of reeses chocolate dipped pnut butter cookies.
eaten Sushi: mmmmm sush...yes,i crave it.gotta go at least once a weeki
- been on stage: yes?
- gone skating: no
- made homemade cookies:not lately!
- stolen anything: when i was 8
layer eight:
have you ever..
- gotten in big trouble with your parents:when i was 8,lol .
- used a fake id: no
layer nine:
- age you hope to be married: nevahhhh!!!
- number of children:none that i know of
layer ten:
in a girl
- Best eye color:i need you blue- best hair color: dark
- short hair or long hair: long enough to tie around my waist.
layer eleven:
- number of people I could trust with my life?: 18
- number of cds you own:over 3000
- number of piercings: 6 dont ask i wont tell
- number of tattoos: 1
layer twelve:
- the one place you never want to go back to: a hospital
- the one place where you want to die: a lions den...let the pussy eat me for a change
- the one feeling you have never felt: I love to feel
- the one person you would like to meet: jen
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?yes
Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?
I'm missing someone...
If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?
is it a girl elephant?
Has anyone ever promised you forever?
Yes...they lied
Do you get high?
I do smoke a lil
Something bothering you?
Yes....
Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?
Story of my love life.
What made you happy this weekend?
my beasts
When was the last time you cried?
no comment
What color shirt are you wearing?
not wearing one
Last thing you ate?
A brat
Where did you sleep last night?
At home in my own bed..
Are you happy right now?not really...
Who/what do you hate/dislike currently
phonies and liars
What's something your wanting right now?
affection...slippery sticky filthy affection.
Who makes you the happiest right now?
it starts with a J,lol.
Does someone have a crush on you?
yes and she has mine
Do you have a crush on someone?
yes
What were you doing at midnight last night?was on the phone
Do you wish someone was with you, right now?
yes...dammit
Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name?
tongue
Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
pepe lepew
Are you happy with the person you've become?
I am happy with who i am.but i want someone to share it with.
Are you a good speller?yes
Would you ever tattoo a boyfriend's/girlfriend's name on yourself?
no
Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
at first
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I cried alone
How many months until your birthday?
10
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
a picture of jen
Who do you argue with the most?
My ex/roomate
Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
No, they ruined their chances with me.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
No....
Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
Oh yes!
How tall are you?
5'11"
How tall would you prefer the person you're dating be?
doesn't matter
Does age matter in the game of love?
no...compatability does
What do you want in your life right now?
Good sex and a woman who gets me.
Would you ever donate blood?
I have before a numerous occasions
What are you doing right now?
This
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
Nope
Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?
yes
When' s the last time you laughed really hard?
last night on the phone
Would you ever get a tattoo?
Yes
What is your favorite color?
Black
Does it bother you when people respond with one word?
no
Do you make wishes at 11:11?
i make wishes all day
whats the best romantic song you can think of?
"WHO KNOWS"
2009 jewel in the rough tunes/GANG BANG BOOM MUSIC
I wanna know!
Every morning, every night, sometimes in the middle of the day...
Escaping into dark, quiet corners to relieve myself
Sometimes calmly, sometimes furiously... shamelessly
Three times again today, is no surprise
Laughing every time... knowing what I'd do to satisfy you
I want to take you up on all your offers... let you try
Fulfill all the scintillating needs inside
Heavenly wings and spitfire tongues taste like lullabies!
Swooning Mercilessly,
Nakey
