1. "That URL was not found because frankly, I didn' try hard enough."
2. "If you continue to type that way, you'll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."
3. "The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed."
4. "Normally, I would complain but I'll let that rough disk insertion slide this time."
5. "Don't worry, I'll clean up that beer stain."
6. "Its not a virus...its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)."
7. "Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click."
8. "That General Protection Fault is not yours."
9. "You're using MS Word 5.0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?"
10. "I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"
