I am beginning to think that in a previous life i must have been a goldfish as my memory is becoming more and more shocking, i have the attention span of a newt and i suffer from shiny toy syndrome. Anyway here is a goldfish joke before i forget.
The Dead Goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?”
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.”
