God Said, "Adam,
I Want you to do
Something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord what do You want me to
do?"
God said, "Go down into
that valley."
Adam said, "What's a
valley?"
God explained what a valley was to Adam.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill
you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a
cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to go forward and reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez..."
And then, just like
everything else, God explained that to Adam,
as well.
So, Adam goes down
into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience now wearing thin, said angrily,
"What is it now?"
And Adam said
YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!
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"What's? a headache?"
