ruth da ackbreakerCO FU Unit Inc aka ne's blog: "get to know me"

Ok sports fans its about time I made a blog and since some of you dont know a damn thing about me that aint written on my body I will help you out by making a getting to know me blog here goes.... 1. I like poptarts...yes I know just go with it 2. I have a thing for green eyes....once again just go with it 3. Dont act like you're a dime when you're not cuz I will ask for my change back 4. Its your hair you bought it so flaunt that shit 5. I can pee without getting it on the toilet seat....thats a helluva skill ive heard 6. Cash gifts are accepted 7. Im a nerd...dont let the looks fool you 8. I talk alot of shit but its all in fun dont get butt hurt 9. If you ever get offended by something that I say that probably means it applied to you and you resemble that remark so dont bitch at me 10. 99% of the time im having fun the other 1% im bullshittin Well theres the first of many "amazing" blogs I hope that it helps you to understand me and where im coming from...any questions please direct them at someone who gives a damn...haha no im playin...gotta question hit me up I wont bite you unless you're sexy then all bets are off

You know you ghetto when Your best sets of glasses came with jelly or pickles in them You gotta tv that works sitting on top of a tv that dont Your idea of a jacuzzi is your family piling in the bathtub an farting You buy a dress to front for the night and return it the next day You got hair down to your ankles when the day before you had a fade When your grill is the most expensive thing you own When you car cost 1,200 but your beat and rims cost 12,000 When you know good kool aid has so much sugar in it that it stops dissolving and sits at the bottom of the jar When you got 3 babies born within a week of each other Your source is income is making babies You gotta $35,000 car and stay with ya mama ok thats just part 1 with more to come...feel free to add your own if you wish in a comment...and im out

ok so again my warped lil mind has been given the chance to wander and there are some things that i think about during my everyday life that need to be said so here goes.... am i wrong for keep a wallet that fell on the ground that belongs to a blind man???? i mean i would point to it first if the incredible hulk grew to 10 times the size of bruce banner how come his pants never ripped all the way off??? i guess everything didnt grow so how incredible could he really be?? is it wrong for me to give a guy who just lost a foot one shoe for his b'day??? if i punch a midget would it be considered a low blow no matter where i hit him??? can you have a clean fight in a mud wrestling match??? does those girls who draw their eyebrows on want to look surprised all the time on purpose??? if you have the days of the week on your undies and it says wednesday but today is friday...is wednesday when you put em on or is wednesday when ya gonna take em off???

women only for this one walk into the mens bathroom and walk up to a urinal look left or right at a guy and wink at him or drop your pants and sit on a sink now for everyone go into the bathroom scream at the top of your lungs then walk out as if nothing happened run into the bathroom grab all the toilet paper from the stalls and run outside throwing it in the air screaming "you're free!!! fly away" while driving on the freeway pull up next to someone and start doing the robot while inside a department store use the intercom to page yourself without disguising your voice walk around in a public place and ask random people if they will look at the rash on your crotch and give their opinion in the bathroom go into a stall and make grunt and strain noises for a few minutes then take a big brick and drop it in the toilet ok ok so these things might not get rid of your boredom but ill have the time of my life watching you being an idiot and its really just all about my happiness anyway haha

Im a snake....read on SNAKE FACTS: Sixth in order, Chinese name -- " SHE, " sign of the sagacity CHARACTERISTICS Acute, Aware, Cunning, Proud, Vain, Vicious Ancient Chinese wisdom says a Snake in the house is a good omen because it means your family will not starve. This could be taken metaphorically to mean that a Snake could never have a problem with his family starving because he is such a great mediator, making him good at business. Or it could mean that a Snake would be willing to sacrifice his possessions, something the Snake has a lot of, in order to pay for his family's food. Any way it is interpreted is representative of the Snake's character and is a measure of the value he puts on his material wealth. The Snake is keen and cunning, quite intelligent and wise. THE SIGN OF THE SNAKE The Snake is the intuitive, introspective, refined and collected of the Animal Signs. They are attractive people who take cries with ease and do not become flustered easily. They are graceful people, exciting and dark at the same time. Contemplative and private, the Snake is not outwardly emotional. He can appear cunning and reticent and works very modestly in the business environment. The Snake will plot and scheme to make certain things turn out exactly as they want them to. They are not great communicators and can become quite possessive when they set their minds on achieving the interest of a partner.