Lauria the Vampiress's blog: "General Blah"

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? 3 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 3 3. Ever been cheated on? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? No 5. Ever been married? No 6. Ever been divorced? No 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? Doggy (ok I'm a dirty girl) 8. Do you own any guns? No 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been in rehab? No 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Yes 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on Fubar? Yes 13. Last time you masterbated? Saturday 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? No 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Vin Diesel and I don't care if you think he's gay 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? No 17. How many states have you lived in? 4 18. How many countries have you lived in? 1 19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? No 20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?? None....they are all human 21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? No 22. Ever cheated on someone? Yes 23. Ever been paid for sex? No 24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone? No 25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? Yes 26. What is your IQ? who cares? 27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids? He liked kids 28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? YEAH 29. Fake tits or real tits? REAL 30. Ever watch someone die? Yes, it kinda happens in my line of work 31. How long has it been since you had sex? 2 weeks 32. Name your favorite beer? Coors Light 33. If you could have free plastic surgery what would you get? Breast reduction, lipo, tummy tuck 34. Truthfully- size matters?? Oh yeah!!!!

Use only 3 words to answer the following questions. It's harder then you think. 1. Where is your cell phone? To the left 2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby? - Battery Operated Boyfriend 3. Your hair? Long wavy blond 4. Where is your father? Colorado log cabin 5. Your favorite thing to do? host for monkeys 7. Your dreams last night? hot and steamy 8. Your favorite drink? Diet Dr. Pepper 9. Your dream car? Purple Plymouth Prowler 10. The room you're in? my living room 12. Your fears? losing loved ones 14. Who did you hang out with last night? My body pillow 15. What aren't you good at? A few things 16. Muffins? no thank you 17. One of your wish list items? Find true love 19. The last thing you did? Read this item 20. What are you wearing? my work scrubs 22. Your pet? - Calico cat Katy 23. Your computer? got a dell 24. Your life? could be better 25. Your mood? lonely, exhausted, confused 26. Missing? my sex life 27. What are you thinking about right now? bad sex life 28. Your car? drive mom's Jeep 29. Your work? Licensed Vocational Nurse 30. Your summer? that season exists? 31. Your relationship status? one night stands 32. Your favorite color(s)? Pink, Purple, Blue 33. When is the last time you laughed? some time today 34. Last time you cried? few days ago 35. School? don't miss it

How Much You're Really Worth! NO CHEATING!! Natural Hair Color: [] Brown - $100 [x] Blonde - $50 [] Black - $15 [] Bald - $5 []Other-$75 Total: 50 Eye Color: [] Brown - $50 [] Green - $75 [x] Blue $150 [] Hazel $200 Total: 200 Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $300 [x] First Born - $300 [] Only Child - $250 []second born - $150 [] Middle child - $175 [] Last Born - $100 [] third born - $100 [] fourth born - $100 [] fifth born - $546 [] sixth born -$215 Total so far: 500 Drink? [] I did like once or a few - $400 [x] Only Holidays - $250 [] Sometimes - $215 [] YES - $200 [] only weekends - $300 [] Every other day - $50 [] Once a day - $15 [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]] [] No/Not Yet - $600 Total so far: 750 Vision? [x]perfect vision $300 []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [] No correction $100 []Glasses $50 []contacts $25 [] Surgical correction -$15 Total so far: 1050 Shoe Size: [] over 13 +$600 [] 13+ - $300 [] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 []11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [] Under 7- $150 Total so far: 1550 Favorite Colors (one-three): [] Bright Green-$750 [] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [X] Purple-$300 [] Yellow -$475 [] Brown - $50 [] White - $400 [] Aqua - $350 [] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [] Pink - $100 [] Other - $500 Total: 2250 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [] some- $500 Final Total: 3250 REPOST WITH TITLE: "I cost $ --- a night

Pick month you were born in!!!!!! 1 - I ate 2 - I jumped 3 - I RAN NAKED WITH 4 - I needed 5 - l cuddled with 6 - I ran naked with 7 - I smoked with 8 - I banged 9 - I shot 10 - I robbed 11 - I stabbed 12 - I killed Pick the day you were born on 01 - A toothbrush 02 - a dog 03 -a hottie 04 - A homo 05 - 06 - my lover 07 - a glass of milk 08 - my boyfriend 09 - the kool-aid man 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the cookie monster 14 - a drink 15 - a horse 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a condom 20 - a crack head 21 - a homeless guy 22 - Barney the dinosaur 23 - a porn star 24 - a easter egg 25 -a bowl of cereal 26 - the one i love 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - a mop 31 - Ur grandma Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because that hoe stole my taco Black - because I'm sexy like that Pink - because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs brown- because I had to Polka Dots - because i have a noodle in my nose Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other - because I have double D's Green - because I love to snort cocaine. Orange - because I smoked crack Turquoise - because i hate my boy friend blue - because I'm a pimp Shirtless - because I've got abs Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me

Yup that's right, clean up time. Those of you that have been on my list a while know I do this on occasion. Basically, if I haven't seen you since you added me you're getting take off. I will not remove a fan and I never downrate you. This isn't a hate thing, it's a "I've got too damn many people on here I don't talk to" thing. Basically if I haven't seen or talked to you since you became a part of my list you're gone (last week or 2 are safe)

Ok, before anyone gets on to me about the whole "how can you be lonely I love you" thing I want you to sit back and think about where you are and where I am in comparison and realize that yes, you may say you love me, you may say you worship me, but you are there and I am here, so it really doesn't help much. SO, to the point. 1) I am totally in love with this guy, who lives out of state and works a lot of hours and well basically I don't even get to talk to him very much, once a week at the most, and lately it hasn't even been that often. 2)I've found someone that will hold me tight and treat me right, but it's wrong. Our lives don't work together and we both know it, but we do what we can to get together for the few hours a week we get to spend together. POINT I'm wishin' I had someone to lay beside me at night, to cuddle and snuggle. I miss the time I used to spend with my best friend, before he went all Navy on me. The one person I could actually share a bed with and not have any sexual worries or fealings, on either end. Blah, my blogs are all random ramblings, thanks for listening.

I'm going through and doing some deleting! If i don't talk to you, or don't have a good reason to keep you you're getting deleted!

Wrestlemania 23 from hooters in Davenport, Iowa This may not seem like a romantic gesture to many women, but let me remind you that I love my WWE boys. On top of that, they've got the smallest tittied hooter girls I've ever seen!
First match, right off the bat start off the night with "Money In The Bank" ladder match, highlight there being when Jeff Hardy went off the top of a 15 foot ladder into Edge laying across another ladder from the ring to the barricade, Edge taken out on a stretcher. YES!! Winner of the match is Mr. Kennedy from smackdown. Eh ok outcome kinda crappy but at least Edge didn't take it. Back stage party with Cryme Tyme, the booty shakin' girls, Slick, Dusty Rhodes, Ron, Eugene, Lula and Mae Young. "DAMN!" Second highlight of the night, Mr. McMahon is BALD!! It took a stunner or 2 and all 3 men (Lashley, Stone Cold, and Trump) to hold the boss man in the chair, but so be it! Stone Cold being his typical beer drinkin', ass kickin' self. Stunners were also delivered to Shane and Trump. Gotta love the Texas Rattle Snake! Beers all around! Undertaker vs Batista, well what can I say other then the dead man rose again? 15-0 ECW made their Wrestlemania debut, new blood vs the originals. Now I know it doesn't take a rocket scientists to figure out who won that match. You have just gotta admit that when you put guys like RVD, Sabu, Tommy Dreamer, and Sandman against a group of noobs then the men will win out. The battle of the monsters, the Great Kahli and the big read Machine, Kane. Kahli made Kane look like a midget! This could have been a bloodier match, but it was quickly over with the oh so confident cover by Kahli. MVP vs the rabid wolverine Chris Benoit, a very teqnical match, quite enjoyable to watch. Title is on the line, so you know that the wolverine came out on top. The main event, HBK Shawn Micheals vs John Cena for the championship, Cena blasts through the glass barricade making quite an entrance. One hell of a match, the boys went blow for blow for a bit, and the momentum went back and forth between them. HBK pile drives Cena into the steel steps. We heard some music and saw a few F-U's before HBK tapped out to the STF-U. Cena tried to be a "big man" and shake HBK's hand, that didn't happen, but there was also not a chunk of disrespect in it so it's an outcome that did not dissapoint me. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, there was a lumber jill match wasn't there? I am sure that Melina managed to get out of the still holding the title, can't say I cared to watch the sluts beating on eachother though, so I wasn't really paying attention. I do know it was a short match.