CherryRed's blog: "funny"

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter' I might never get another chance.'   To this, Esther replides, 'Morris that helicopther right is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'  

The piolt overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.  If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I wont charge you a penny! But you you say one word it's fifty dollars.

Morris and Esther agreed and they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.   he did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.  When they landed. the pilot turned to Morris and said. 'By golly , I did everything I could to get you to yell out but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied,

'Well to tell you the truth,I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know' Fifty dollars is fifty dollars! 

 

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my Sister's' house for the traditional feast. Knowing How gullible my sister is, my mom decided to Play a trick. She told my sister that she needed Something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of The oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, And inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the Turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the Turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the Stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, She reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother Exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant Bird!'At the reality of this horrifying news, My sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that Turkeys lay eggs! Yep................. SHE'S BLONDE!