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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake..
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee..
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, " Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar immdiately falls absolutely silent... In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, " Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair --- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The boucer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a 6 ft tall, 175lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blond and a professional westler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times".....
