Scorpion's blog: "Funny stuff i found in Bulletins"

Thought this was great,,gives me ideas,lol 16 things to do at wal mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, pikachu, go!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

CAPRICORN - The Cute One Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to be owned by Aquarius. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost AQUARIUS - The Slut Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person u EVER meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggresive One MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Very Smart. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost

- Give her a hoodie of yours to wear so other people know she is yours. - Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy or damn you look fine - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by, say, "This is my girlfriend." - Say I love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad, take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay.* - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. . - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her, even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean it. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her. - Brush any hair out of her face and say something chessy like: "Sorry, I just want to see your beautiful face." and add a cheesy smile :P Girls love it xP Girls repost as - A True Boyfriend Guys repost as - I would do this for my girl any day

WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist..............................Fat. Free Spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former Slut. New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional...........................Bitch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Ø Yes.....................................No Ø No......................................Yes Ø Maybe................................No Ø We need...............................I want Ø I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry Ø We need to talk....................You're in trouble Ø Sure, go ahead.....................You better not Ø Do what you want..............You will pay for this later Ø I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron! Ø You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: Ø I am hungry...............................I am hungry Ø I am sleepy...............................I am sleepy Ø I am tired.................................I am tired Ø Nice dress.................................Nice cleavage! Ø I love you..................................Let's have sex now Ø I am bored................................Do you want to have sex? Ø May I have this dance?...............I'd like to have sex with you. Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. Ø Do you want to go to a movie?.......I'd like to have sex with you. Ø Can I take you out to dinner?.........I'd like to have sex with you. Ø I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.............I'm gay.