OKAY, TODAY WAS A LONG DAY, BUT, I DID GET A COUPLE OF REALLY GOOD LAUGHS. OKAY SO MY CO-WORKER AND FRIEND WAS BEING FUNNY TODAY. SHE WAS RANTING AND RAVING (VENTING WE CALL IT) ABOUT HER HUSBAND AND STUFF. AND THEN SHE WENT TO HER OFFICE.
SO ME KIDDING AROUND (WHEN SHE CAME OUT TO TALK TO THE BOSS) TOLD HER TO GO BACK TO HER OFFICE AND LEAVE THE BOSS ALONE. OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. CAN'T REMEMBER TOO CLEARLY. I'M KINDA TIRED BY NOW. IT'S NI NI TIME!!!!
SO WHAT DOES SHE DO!!!!! SHE SAYS T YOU BE QUIET OKAY. I WAS LIKE HELL NO SHE DIDN'T!!!! AND I STARTED LAUGHING!!! I WAS LIKE NO U DIDN'T SHUT ME UP!!! SHE'S LIKE NO, I DIDN'T, I SAID PLEASE BE QUIET. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
WHATEVER!!! THERE IS SO NOT A DIFFERENCE!!!!! ANYWAY!!!!!! SO SHE WAS TALKING TO THE BOSS AND THEN I MADE SOME COMMENT OR OTHER AND DOESN'T SHE SAY T YOU KNOW WHAT I TELL MY KIDS? I'M LIKE WHAT AND SHE SAYS I TELL THEM "OKAY IT'S QUIET TIME NOW OKAY?"
OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DIDN'T GO THERE!!!!!!!!! SO I'M LIKE OH MAN SISTER 2 STRIKES AND 1 MORE 2 GO U GONNA BE OUT!!!!!!!!! SO WHILE SHE WENT DOWN THE HALL, I DECIDED NOPE, TWO STRIKES AND SHE'S OUT!!! CUZ THAT LAST ONE WAS REALLY A DOOZY. SO..............
I WASN'T TALKING TO HER. LOL. I GO TO THE BATHROOM AND SHE'S AT THE MIRROR AND SHE STARTS TALKING TO ME, I'M SO IGNORING HER. AND I WALK BY WITH MY NOSE IN THE AIR AND SHE BUSTS A GUT!!! I MEAN I HAD NEVER HEARD HER LAUGH LIKE THAT BEFORE, IT WAS F*CKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I COULDN'T EXPLAIN IT.
SOMETHING LIKE SMUTTLEY. I DON'T THINK I'M SPELLING IT RIGHT, BUT U KNOW WHAT I MEAN. THAT ONE DOG THAT LAUGHED FUNNY. I DUNNO. SO I GO INTO THE STALL AND JUST BY THE SOUND OF HER LAUGH DUDE I WANNA BUST A GUT!!!!!! BUT I CAN'T CUZ I'M NOT TALKING TO HER!!!!!!!!!!
SO I'M HOLDING IT SO BAD I WANNA CRY. AND SHE HEARS ME AND SHE'S LIKE OMG ARE U CRYING T? R U CRYING? AND SHE'S LAUGHING AGAIN LIKE SMUTTLEY. I SAY F*CK!!!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A DAMN PISS!!! I CAN'T EVEN PISS IN PEACE NO MORE!!!!!!! THAT WAS IT I COULDN'T HOLD IT NO MORE. I STARTED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!!
OKAY WELL, I HAVE MORE FUNNIES ABOUT TODAY, BUT I HAVE 2 BRUSH MY TOOTH AND GET MY ASS IN BED!!!!! GOTTA WORK TOMORROW. SHIT!!! WISH IT WAS THE WEEKEND!!!!!!
GOOD NIGHT LUVS!!!!!
