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| | FUNNY SEX POEMS |
| created @ 12/29/2007 12:47 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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Funny Sex Poems
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
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Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
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Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
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Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
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Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block
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Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
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Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
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