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Leroy is a 20 year old 10th grader.
This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1.Hotel
-I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
1.Dictate
-My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3.Rectum
-I had two Cadillac's but my bitch rectum bofe.
4. Disappointment
-My parole officer tol' me i miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis
-I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said 'penis'
6. Israel
-Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say 'Man it looks fake.' He say, 'Bullcrap, that watch israel.'
7. Undermine
-There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
8. Fortify
-I axed this ho on da street, 'How much?' She say 'Fortify.'
Furthering you education with Today's Ebonic word...
Today's word is: OMELETTE
Lets use it in a sentence.
-'I should pop ya ass fo what you jus did, but omelette that shit go dis time!
1. Sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercome. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions, swith to Espresso.
5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.
6. With a serious face order a Diet water whenever you go out to eat.
7. Specify that your Drive-trough order is 'To go'.
8. When the money comes out at the ATM, Scream 'I won! I won!'
9. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot. yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
10. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
