I did this in a creative writing class. The concept is as follows: Cinderella divorced the Prince and then started dating the Big Bad Wolf. The Wolf cheated on her with Little Red Riding Hood. Now he’s trying to win Cinderella back.
[Wolf stumbles inside in the dark; light flickers on].
Cinderella: Hello there, Wolf.
Wolf: Jesus, you scared me! Why were you sitting in the dark anyway?
Cinderella: I’ve been waiting for you. Where were you?
Wolf: I was…out.
Cinderella: And when you say out, you mean…?
Wolf: …uh, out. Walking in the woods.
Cinderella: You mean prowling in the woods. I know where you were! Mim told me.
Wolf: (to himself) I’ll have a talk with that mangy Mim later. (to Cinderella) Come on, Cindy baby, you know I love you.
Cinderella: If you really loved me, you wouldn’t have been out with that girl who calls herself Little Red Riding Hood.
Wolf: Cindy, I didn’t mean to, she tricked me.
Cinderella: And how did she trick you?
Wolf: She bribed me with that picnic basket of hers!
Cinderella: You weren’t interested in what was in that basket. You were trying to get under that little red hood!
Wolf: Cindy, it’s not like that. We are friends. And her grandma is sick. I was helping her out.
Cinderella: Helping out?? Helping out!! I was a servant then a freaking princess. I divorced him and I will kick you out too! (picks up glass slipper).
Wolf: Oh, God, Cin. Why’d you break that slipper over my head? I’m bleeding!
Cinderella: Serves you right, you…you animal! I want you out of this house right now!
Wolf: Cindy, baby, please give me another chance!
Cinderella: No, it’s over! And for god's sake, stop bleeding on the floor! Now I’m going to have to clean this mess up! Good-bye!
