AJ's blog: "funnies"

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy; and I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...... 'Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.' Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective > > look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and > > God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd > > choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns > > and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If > > you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' > > are. > > > > > > cid:024b01c8d246$6cd6cfa0$373cce0c@Maschhoff > > > > You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the > > phrase, 'One nation, under God.' > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 > > Commandments posted in public places. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter > > Festival.' > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart > > when they play the National Anthem. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great > > respect, and always have. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend > > to. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid > > to say so, no matter who is listening. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to > > do the same. > > > > > > > > You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. > > > > > > > > If you got this e mail from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, > > have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked > > about in this email. > > > > > > > > God Bless the USA

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