Oh I have made it quite clear that I am not afraid of them. So far I have posted two blogs about them, this will be my third. I will not be intimidated by them. Once again they have tried to mess with me, and once again I will stand alone against them.
As I have said before, there really is no mission for the modern day Ninja, so they must find a way to hone their skills. And I have figured out how they do it. They sneak into you place and hide your keys. They leave no evidence of their presence, but I know it is them. And now they have struck again.
Last week I decided to go for a ride on my mountain bike, since I am riding near the wire, I pack my pistol in my camelback. (better to have it an not need it than need it and not have it) I took my Beretta out of my holster and put an extra mag in the mp3 pocket they have. Everything was cool. Until I got back, I put the camelback on my bed as I changed and pulled the pistol out to put directly on my paddle holster. The extra clip was pulled out so I could hang up the pack out of the way. Later when I went to put up my mag, it was gone. Needless to say, I was unhappy. I spent all kinds of time looking for it, no luck. Yesterday I found it against on of the legs of my bed. It was not hidden or out of sight, in fact I saw it easily. So I should have very easily seen it when I was looking for it.
Clearly ninjas stole it while I was away and held onto it for a couple days. Then placed it somewhere I would have already looked to mock me. It is obvious that ninjas have decided to target me. Now I knew that they would be after me since I revealed their secrets in earlier e-mails. I have taken proper measures and moved at least four times since I first wrote my anti-ninja blog. I would like to make this proclamation, “I will not fear Ninjas and will continue to speak out against them until we are free of their mischief.” If they wanted to continue their historical missions like spying and assassination I would be okay with it. As long as they sneak into our homes and hide the remote, reprogram the VCR, change the angle of car mirrors, and move keys I will continue the good fight.
