Ok, I've kept my fuckin' mouth shut long enough, but after the disgusting things I have seen while browsing the myspace users...now I feel is the fuckin' perfect time to express my thoughts on some of these ignorant fuckin' MySpace sons'a bitches.
1st of fuckin' all...why do EXTREMELY overweight bitches think us guys want to see 4 inches or more of cleavage on a fuckin' 400 pound woman? Well do I have some new for you! Us REAL men don't wanna see that shit...especially if we zoom-in on the pictures, you can see sweat dripping off of a boob. And no, don't tell me it's "body lotion" or glitter. Glitter will do nothing but clog your nasty-ass pores up. And Secondly, when fat bitches show those UTTER-ly disgusting cleavage shots, it looks like 2 fuckin' hot air baloons collideing over fuckin' Mount Rushmore.
Secondly, does every little hoodrat that has a fuckin' Myspace account ONLY go to Wal-Mart to take a fuckin' camera-phone picture of them on the fuckin' coin operated ice cream truck, or the coin-operated riding horse? Is that 'sposta turn us on? Well, do I have some news for you stupid bitches as well...that does NOTHING but show you're true "maturity level". All it proves is that you're too damn young to drive an actual fuckin' motorized vehicle, and using your "top-of-the-line" PRE-PAID fuckin' mobile phones. Not to mention you're entire wardrobe probably comes from Wal-Mart as well.
Thirdly...does everybody have to have an fuckin' Akon song on their MySpace profile? Does that make you fuckin' "COOL"? Does that make you attract the opposite sex? Does it make you "GANGSTA"? Does it make you a "BADASS"? Well, once again...do I have news for you mother fuckers as well. All that proves to people like me is that you are NOTHING but a bandwagon jumpin' mother fucker. People like you are all the same, and need to be your fuckin' self.
And another thing that busts my fuckin' balls are that most of you stupid fuckheads all do the same fuckin' poses. Like the ones with you laying halfway off of your beds upside down holding some kind of a camera, just to make your flat chest stick up an extra inch. What the fuck do you do...sit there, browse people's profiles, and see what profile-poses have the most visits, and then deciede to pose like them causing a fuckin' MySpace pose-off? Get a fucking life.
Yet, another thing that pisses me the fuck off about some of these MySpace bastards, is that they don't know who the fuck you are, but they'll add you anyway because you look "COOL" and then they'll add you on their fuckin' TOP FRIENDS LISTS to make their fuckin' pissant profile look "cool" and make it seem like they actually have some fuckin' friends. But yet, they won't know 1 damn thing about you, let alone know who the fuck you are, and won't send you any messages beyond a fuckin' "THANKS FOR THE ADD!" picture as a comment. And then you won't hear from them anymore. FUCK THEM! SUCK MY ASS!
Yeah, I might be sitting here rambling on about the things I hate about MySpace, and I'm sure most of you are like"If you hate MySpace that much, then why the fuck do you have a MySpace account"? Well, to answer your fuckin' question, the reason why I have a fuckin' MySpace account is because this is where I keep intouch with people I haven't seen in a long time. I have kids, therefor I show my family off. Which is an OK thing to do! I don't sit there and do fuckin' stupid ass candid poses like I'm a Gangsta at a Wal-Mart, or a Hoodrat at the local fuckin' Waffle House, or a 400-pound bitch with sweaty tits. FUCK ALL OF THEM. Nobody will look twice at that shit. If you are, then you're a fuckin' moron. Or a sick pervert. Either way.
I'm not refering this Bulletin to ANYBODY on my MySpace friends list, because I wouldn't add such a stupid fucker that I just talked about on here. I'm talking about the ENTIRE fuckin' bandwagon jumpin' other fuckers that think they're cool because they have something SO fuckin' original on their MySpace! FUCK ALL OF THEM, AGAIN!
And if I offended anyone, my bad...but I keep my word. Delete me if you want. Because is you do, you ain't worth my fuckin' time anyway.
Thanks
James
