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K E N O's blog: "FUCKED UP"

created on 03/09/2007  |  http://fubar.com/fucked-up/b62900

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(UNLESS she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome,' that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU! (when she doesn't want you to know it )

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone...(came from old email but still funny) 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room forthe tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

So F'in Tired

Ok im finally gettint his off my chest to those this may apply to. I dont me to offend u or hurt u but i want to open ur eyes on the issue. Im not knockin any ladies for havin fun and flirtin, jus the ones who actually take it to another level and complain about gettin hurt. Ok ive been hearing alot lately how guys aint shit and how u need a good man or why do u always find jackasses, and i realized that the ones that this is applying to seem to be the main ones on here either doing one of the following 1. u flirt with every guy that says ur sexy etc 2. u show off ur body to watever guy u think is hot 3. u give out ur number and send nudes to random guys 4. u even go visit the guy or have him come over and u fuck him Now those r the main 4 that i kno some of u do, now if thats how u choose to live ur life, thats fine. But if u put urself out like that and then wonder why a guy doesnt want u for anything other than sex then its your fault u get hurt alot. NOT THE GUY. Guys dont want a girl thats easy to get. They want a challenge. Sex on the first date or second or sendin nudes within minutes its not the way to establish a relationship. Now if ur jus lookin for fun then thats fine. Have fun, but dont expect more. Ask yourself ladies...."Would u want to establish a relationship with a guy that u know shoes his body and fucks any chick that puts out?" Now like i said, i dont mean to offend anyone and i hope i dont lose friends over this. If anything im trying to help u and i hope ive opened ur eyes.

TELL ME WHAT U R!!!

IM OCTOBER AND THE WORDS ARE VERY TRUE FOR ME SO I WANNA KNO WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT U, SO LEAVE A COMMENT TELLIN ME WAT MONTH U ARE. ¢¾ JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days.. ¢¾ FEBRUARY = SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match. ¢¾ MARCH = GORGEOUS Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days. ¢¾ APRIL = SWEETIE APRIL means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days. ¢¾MAY = SEXY Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days. ¢¾ JUNE = PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Very easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Nympho-and an awesome lover too....makes u happy so that makes them happy... Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days. ¢¾ JULY = RANDOM outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent.strong willed. a fighter. ¢¾ AUGUST = FLIRT You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes. ¢¾ SEPTEMBER = LOVER Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins. someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days. ¢¾ OCTOBER = THUG Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because they're one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month. ¢¾ NOVEMBER = HOTTIE Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends not to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. repost this in 5 mins & you will find true love at 11:00 a.m. ¢¾ DECEMBER = ATTITUDE Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care t o control emotions. Knows what to do to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart

NO MORE !!!!!!

Yea jus updated my family section, had to cut some of u out cuz i guess u forgot why u were there. But it doesnt matter, I deleted my NSFW pics anyway. But im shortenin my friends list and family list because some of u have forgettin the meaning of the words. I like how some friends say they miss u or love u or care about u, but then dont take the time to see how you are doing, or u hit them up wit a message and they ignore u or gone invisible or give you some bullshit excuse about why they cant talk, but then they postin pics or bulletins askin for points. OOO I really like the friends that are always hittin u up, but then they get a CT companion, or a real life companion and kick u to the curb, then wanna hit u up askin for favors lol. FUCK DAT. If "friends" wont be there for me, then why should I bother bein there for them. I know who my real friends are and Ima be true to them, all u others can do watever, delete me, scold me, watever, cuz I aint sugar coatin nothin, and i dont care if I hurt some feelings either. If u aint in my family and u were and u wanna kno why u arent now, think about the last few months, and think about if u were the same as we first meet, then come ask me. Im forever tryin to help people and Ima continue to do that but I will not sit here and be used. Then motherfucka wanna take my ideas for my animation pics and pretend like they came up wit it, or I tell them how to make and now they out makin it for others like its their fuckin creations, I dont mind sharing the knowledge or idea of sumthin, but give credit wheres it due. Ya'll prolly like damn he snappin, or damn he pissed. well im not pissed im jus dissapointed at how friends have turned out to be on here. trust me I aint snapped yet.
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