cool dude12's blog: "fucked up life"

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go. still she's on her knees And Scotty doesn't know. Oh, Scotty doesn't know so don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know so don't tell Scotty (Don't tell Scotty)* Fiona says she's out shoppin, But she's under me and I'm not stoppin. Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know so don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty I can't believe he's so trustin While I'm right behind you thrustin UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Fiona's got him on the phone And she's trying not to moan It's a three-way call And he knows nothin Nothin Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know don't tell Scotty Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty We'll put on a show Everyone will go Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Parking lot Why not? It's so cool when you're on top. His front lawn In the snow Laughing so hard 'Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know MmmmmmMmm..... I did her on his birthday... Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know so don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know Scotty will know Scotty has to know Scotty's gotta know Gonna tell Scotty Gonna tell him myself Scotty has to know Scotty has to know

Oh, yeah yeah Her voice is echoed in my mind I count the days 'til she is mine Can't tell my friends 'cos they will laugh I love a member of the staff I fight my way to front of class To get the best view of her ass I drop the pencil on the floor She bends down and shows me more, That's what I go to school for Even though it is a real bore You can call me crazy I know that she craves me That's what I go to school for Even though it is a real bore Girlfriends I've had plenty None like Miss MacKenzie That's what I go to school for That's what I go to school for So she maybe thirty three But that doesn't bother me Her boyfriend's working out of town I find a reason to go round I climb a tree outside her home To make sure that she's alone I've see her in her underwear I can't help but stop and stare That's what I go to school for Even though it is a real bore You can call me crazy But I know that she craves me That's what I go to school for Even though it is a real bore Girlfriends I've had plenty None like Miss McKenzie That's what I go to school for That's what I go to school for Everyone that you teach all day knows you're looking at me in a different way I guess, that's why My marks are getting so high I could see those tell tale signs Telling me that I was on your mind I could see that you wanted more When you told me that I'm what you go to school for I'm what you go to school for She's packed her bag it's in the trunk Looks like she picked herself a hunk We drive by school to say goodbye My friends they can't believe their eyes That's what I go to school for Even though it is a real bore You can call me crazy But I know that she craves me That's what I go to school for Even though it is a real bore Girlfriends I've had plenty None like Miss MacKenzie That's what I go to school for That's what I go to school for.

At first I told myself I need my head inspected, I notice little things Same t-shirt and sunglasses, Then it got weirder see She cut her hair like me, She bought a red guitar Kept driving round in my car I’m kissing her and she She slams me against the wall She crashed into a bus, Chasing some super model She’s analysed my smile, She’s memorised my phonebook She always wears my clothes, Her favourite words are f* you BRIDGE She looks like, does like, sounds like me She’s stealing my identity And I’m begging you CHORUS Somebody notice me, somebody notice I’m fading away here, What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I’m saying something wrong, She’s out back playing soccer She used to do ballet, Now she’s a heavy smoker She’s so obsessed with me, That she stands up to pee And now her stupid games, Have started taking over Don’t need no special help, No need to see a doctor I know your worried but, Im telling you just watch her Its like she’s cracked my code, Knows things I've never spoke of She wants sex all the time, And still finds time to f*** off BRIDGE She looks like, does like, sounds like me She’s stealing my identity And I’m begging you CHORUS Somebody notice me, somebody notice I’m fading away here, What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I’m not joking She won’t stop provoking me I’m going under What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I’m in the loony bin, Wearing a pale pink nightie The nurse comes through the door, And whispers so politely “Your boyfriend’s here to see you, Look pretty take a bath I love his skater band, Can I get his autograph?” BRIDGE She looks like, does like, sounds like me She’s stealing my identity And I’m begging you CHORUS Somebody notice me, somebody notice I’m fading away here, What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I’m not joking She won’t stop provoking me I’m going under What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me

Another Friday night, to get the feeling right At the bar when he sees her coming over What you gonna do, if she walks up to you Tongue tied better get yourself together Pound another drink, to give him time to think What's your sign hey I think you know a friend of mine All the stupid lines, that he had ever heard Wouldn't come to mind he couldn't say a word Tonight tonight, he's gonna get it right Even losers can get lucky sometimes All the freaks go on a winning streak In a perfect world, all the geeks get the girls Got her holding steady, forget her name already Sweatin' hard not a smooth operator She's got it going on, dancing to her favorite song He's got the line is it your place or mine She turns and walks away, where did he go wrong? But waiting by the car, she says what took you so long Tonight tonight, he's gonna get it right Even losers can get lucky sometimes All the freaks go on a winning streak In a perfect world, all the geeks get the girls The very next day, he guessed she ran away The one and only in his bed so lonely But she comes walking in, with coffee and a grin Crazy as it seems, it wasn't just a dream And all around the world, people shout it out The geeks get the girls Last night he finally got it right Even losers can get lucky sometimes All the freaks go on a winning streak Shout it all around the world cause the geeks get the girls