Fan me please H3rbalR3m3dy's blog: "fubar"

Ranking  is not for the weak....

(ranking resets every Wednesday)

first off, i wanna say THANK YOU to everyone that helped me try to level.

(knowing how awesome you are, is the ONLY reason i thought i had a chance)


i think i did it wrong,  this is how i will run my 2nd and last attempt.

~ have a butt load of credits (500..)

 
~ Happy Hour isn't needed

~ Boomer for every 4 hours of the week (42)

~ if you can, the same amount of big bangs (they reset your rates)

~ TELL your friends and family your plan and ask them for help (you cant bitch later they didn't help, if u haven't told them your plan)

~ very little to no famps(giving your rates away isn't helping you reach top 10)

~ IF you're famping and trade spots...do it with the opposite sex and people not trying to rank, they are not your competition. 

~ keep a shovel handy (for the bullshit)

 

ok so now you think your ready, you got your boomers and big bangs and the butt load of credits?

(hopefully your family and friends have you on their pages and status's asking for you to be rated & added to famps as well)

you are going to have to stalk the active bling box, search pages & HH blocks for buy-in's.
your mission all this week is buyin's!

Rate/Fan/Like & ADD first, then ask if they have a spare spot you can fill, explain why you are asking, be VERY nice and say PLEASE & Thank You!

they may want you to buy in..offer fubux. if they want credits offer a bling of the same value to save transfer fee.
some will say credits only, BUY IN!!!

(3-4 credits depending if there is HH . some will charge 5 if they are activating a Big Bang halfway through)

if they added you for free...send them a TY bling or gift, polish their bling and make sure they are 100% shitfaced



while your finding all these buyin's you need to rate/like & comment EVERY profile you visit. leave a cute comment and TINY image to get you noticed, letting everyone know your trying for top 10 and that all rates and famp adds are greatly appreciated.

change up your greeting or image every 6 pages or so, avoid the spam trap

keeping in the LIVE FEED is probably one of the most important things you need to do, everyone needs to see your boomer!
activating bling is the first way they see ya but here are a few other ideas to keep active...

*ripping videos

*adding pix

*voting and commenting on band battle

*global mums (you get 5 a day)

*enter fu-lotto

*send drink rounds

*change your status every 30 mins or so

*get pimped

 *pimp-slap's keep u in the live feed box even

(friend adds, likes and comments are in the live feed as well)

ANYTHING that keeps you active in that live feed box is good!!!

 
you wont like this game if your not already a top member, its expensive and full of drama!
keep your game fair and clean, keep notes and boost-marks so you don't forget people that help.

Good Luck!

the worst parts for me was asking for buyin's and realizing how many WONT help.
(i was told prices up to 10 credits and even 150 million fubux for famp spots)

now i think i got everything....

i know it sounds evil and not very helpful to others BUT it is a HUGE fight for top 10.

for me top 10 was the WORST week of my fu-life, all i did was piss good people off trying.
i did learn a lot about people, who is truly helpful and who is always gonna be out for themselves.

 
**FMP57's hopefully you are helping at no  or   very little charge, you want the help back!**
if you already leveled...KEEP HELPING OUT!

i wont be selling add's for rankers

(over 59 and under 57)

i also wont be removing perm sold spots or friends to make room

57's and 58's trying for top 10 to LEVEL can ask me to be added to my famps

just SB ME. i will ask for a 1 credit bling, this will be done on a first come, first serve basis EACH famp

Take this how you like...it might be a good what NOT do to list! 

we now need to be RED to level...

Top Dude or Chick of the Week:
Must be within top 10 Dudes or Chicks of the week
This is not a retro-active achievement.
Only placement after release of requirement and later than your leveling to 57

sooo what's the plan?

i am one of the lucky ones...and at least can afford the attempt...but what about the rest of fubar?

i would assume that anyone 58 and above would stop ranking...LMMFAO but that WONT happen!!

so...how does it happen?

I AM actually suggesting anyone 58 and above STOP ranking!

i know this is crazy...but are you willing to stop?

57's, how about adding FMP57 (famp me please level 57) to your name if you need help?

then all them awesomely helpful reds and the rest of fu can find you and HELP YOU!!!

once I make 58 ill ajust my name to F457 (famps for 57's) reflecting my famps are for 57's needing to rank to level. my family spots will then rotate as people reach their ranking goal.

i'd be happy knowing each top member took a new someone weekly under their wing and really made an effort for even that ONE person to make it to top 10....that would be a real accomplishment!

May 17th is my 6th fu-versary.

i will have 4 (maybe more) HH's

4 boomers

4 stars

i'm not buying famps for my fu-day i dont NEED them to celebrate, but sure would be nice to share the love.

if you wanna donate one or 25 credits, you will be added to my family boosts all day.

i see the status messages....i read the comments, i'm even informed through my shout box.

I DONT DO DRAMA!

-yours

-theirs

-his

or

-hers

keep in mind 1 thing please.

while your in my shoutbox bitchen about someone...they are in my shoutbox bitchen about you!

i don't take sides!  IF your my friend or EVER were you KNOW THIS!

i don't remove people from my list because YOU tell me to.

same as i dont remove you when THEY tell me to.

IF you wanna remain my friend, best to just STOP with the drama and gossip in my box. it wont help your cause, because i wont help your cause!

I'M HERE FOR FUN!!!!!

turn ur volume down i had mine waaay too loud recoring it.

shawn my son is in the black cars jacket. u only see the back of him. this is an easter eggs hunt my GF organised in her backyrad this yr for all the neighbourhood kids!

first off....

on my page EVERYONE is welcome to my Ponies, there is 2 in my faves list.

if i know u need to polish it to level & i happen see it dirty, ill link ya..

i DO NOT keep track of them.

2ndly...

if your comming and JUST rubbing the ponies & i see it happen i MIGHT warn ya, but I will block you if you dont fix it.

while your whoring off my ponies you CAN rate, like, add and fan me.

polish one or both ponies AND the other 8 or 9 blings ur allowed!

if you dont and i see you....I WILL more than likely BLOCK YOU!!!

check my salutes albums...TAKE yours now.

i'm deleting the pix so if you dont get them now you wont get them back!

im looking for points...a lot of them!

if i ever helped u out i could u some of it back now :P

im close but still almost 300 mill to go.

anything helps...

rate my pix, rub my bling, send me blings :P

even alt me...

THANK YOU!!!

i just wanna put it out there in-case u cant read my profile...

FAMP ADDS R EARNED OR BOUGHT!

-  famp adds are 3 credits

-  famp with HH is 5 credits

and a

-  GM famp add for me is 6 credits

(its a 24 hour famp)

FAMPS cost money...HH's cost money...AB bling COSTS MONEY!!

if you want in my FAMP or GM (with HH or not)

YOU WILL PAY or EARN IT!

i dont get my credits for fubux...

if ive spent 100 credits to get MYSELF rates...U best keep ur mouth shut bout what i charge for famps!

feel free to say NO THANK YOU!

when u tell me you pay less ur stealing..its sad and the rest of fu should start to value their money more!

NO FREE RIDES just cause u wanna rank LMMFAO!

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 next time you buy a HH for 60 credits and a boomer and famp for another 40 credits, think about it...u r paying 100 credits...anyone in your family is getting THE SAME rates as you!!

how many famps can u buy into for 100 credits?

y would anyone even buy a BOOMER if it only costs 2 credits to get the rates from a HH famp?

how many HH famps can u buy into for 15 credits even... LOL

(dont get me started on fubux adds)

THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE!!!!

ok im done lol