Witch Doctor's blog: "Fubar Stuff"

I am proud of my stash, its like 95% funny. I don't really care for stashes that are like 90% music videos that automaticly start playing. Don't expect me to rate it. Some pics are okay, but I'd rather see a stash full of funnies like my own, than anything else.

If you are not clever enough to toss a funny caption under your pic, do not expect me to show up and leave witty remarks. I do not care how sexy beautiful you are, unless I've spoken to you for some amount of time, I'm not EVEN going to look at your pics, much less leave you comments.

If you come to my page and rate my pics, do not expect me to return it. Sometimes I lack the time. Sometimes I simply do not care. Its awfully nice of you, but its nothing I asked you to do. Do not message me saying, why don't you rate my pics, I will get annoyed and ignore you.

I do not leave comments but on rare occasions. If you leave me a comment, I may comment back, but probably not. I simply don't give a flying fuck about it. I don't care if you leave 1000 comments on my page, its not going to entice me to go to your page and leave a comment. Nothing more annoying than hitting someones page to leave a comment, and having to wait 3 mins to leave said comment, due to all the other fucking comments loading.

If you come to my page and see yourself in my top friends list and are unsatisfied with the rank of yourself. Tough shit. My Top Friends list, is simply another spot like my family area. Where I can put people in, that I don't have room for in my family. Its not a ranking system. I am not going to rank you as to the importance you are in my life. I think that is just silly and cruel. If anything its utterly childish. Grow the fuck up. If you are in my family area, you will more than likely not find yourself in my top friend spot....if you do, its because you've bugged me about it, and i caved in. I DO NOT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK....GET OVER YOURSELVES.