xx Haz3l Ey3d Godd3ss xx's blog: "Bored"

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How often are you on Fubar?
	A: Fu is my life.
	B: I have a job to support my fu blinging habit.
	C: Had a couple minutes to spare between cranking out knuckle babies and the next game.

How often will you show your devotion and appreciation for me being so awesome?
	A: I have money and no life so be prepared for all the bling you could want.
	B: I have a little money but I am really good at making girls feel special when I talk.
	C: I’ll video tape me spawning those knuckle babies and show you how awesome I am.

I’ve had a bad day at work and need some cheering up.  How would you do it?
	A: Buy you an auto and a bomb and say have fun.
	B: Take time to listen to you and let you vent.
	C: Damn girl your bad mood is making it hard to finish up here.

I have a really deep thought about something and want to discuss it.  How do you respond?
	A: Buy you more bling and tell you how smart you are.
	B: Take time to discuss your thought and add any input of my own.
	C: Look at you remember that you are female and laugh at the idea of you having a thought.

I am a really independent person not looking for anyone that will have their head shoved up my ass.  How clingy are you?
	A: I’m like an epileptic with scissors.  I require constant attention.
	B: Like your favorite bra I’m there for support but realize that you don’t always have to have me.
	C: Don’t care how narcissistic you are just keep the NSFW pics coming and you won’t hear a peep from me.

I love to post some erotic and naughty status statements at times.  How jealous would you get over some of them?
	A: All statements must be approved by me before posting.
	B: It’s all good girl.  It’s part of who you are and what I like.
	C: I’d have to care to get jealous and since females barely classify as human I don’t care.