Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalette: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalette: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalette: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was f*cking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalette: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalette: Bums you her last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalette: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalette: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalette: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an a** out of yourself in public
Juggalette: Is up there with you making an a** out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid sh*t
Juggalette: Loves you even though you do stupid sh*t
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalette: Helped you kill that a**hole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalette: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalette: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalettes: Are 4 Ever
If your a true 'Lette or 'Lo send me a Whoop Whoop!!!