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We went to the bar last Friday night, my best friend and I.

 

The bar owner says to Sandi, "Oh I heard you were on the bar a few weeks ago."

Sandi looks at me.. and we both say.. " I don't remember that."  The bad thing is, I don't drink, I should remember things.  lol

We talk a little further and all of a sudden Sandi says, "Ohhhh I remember now."  She mumbles a few things and I pop up and say, "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I remember now."

 

Bless little Sandi's heart, she was up on the bar with her legs in the air and someone was using a twister game mat to diaper her with.  I sure as hell hope they powdered her ass too. 

 

  What the F did I have to remember that for?  I don't think I will ever be the same again..... *blank stare*

 

 

 

help me.........


 


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