I was just wondering, just now, what a profile would look like If I stiched together a bunch of different peoples "About me" sections together and what comedic value it would have. so here we go...
PSA - The following came from randomly clicked profiles. It is not meant to insult or ridicule but was mearly made for the amusement of the author
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I'm a proud army wife, Honest, Caring, Open-Minded, Funny, and Humble. Got my first tattoo 2 yrs ago, i now have 8. i love the stoner movies like dude wheres my car, girls won't touch me with a ten foot pole... happily divorced now, COURSE MOMMY'S GOTTA HAVE HER FUN SOMETIMES 2. I love the outdoors, and rode bulls in my highschool rodeo team. laughter is very important, I AM 30 YR OLD MARINE. i fucking love metal, punk, indie, piercings, cars, computers, etc... it's the little things that really count, So I'm a lil nutts. i play in a band called dark mourning, and so does The Devil's Rejects. If there are any beautiful women out here interested in helping me out, My breasts ARE real and that is obvious in my nudes.
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